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    Champions League 2024

    K9 what league is you kid trying out in? Mine’s in Premiere which has had trouts the last two weeks.
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    Week 18 of the Arizona Cardinals off season thread. 05/06/24-05/12/24

    This is the worst take in the history of sports. You have negative DVOA.
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    Week 18 of the Arizona Cardinals off season thread. 05/06/24-05/12/24

    I’ve seen that movie twice and apparently was not paying attention at all. Which does not surprise me.
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    M. Knight Shyamalan’s “Trap”

    There has to be some massive curveball at the end of this. Like the little girl is going to be the slasher. Actually I’ll bet you $1 that’s it.
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    Week 18 of the Arizona Cardinals off season thread. 05/06/24-05/12/24

    Can’t we just take it back? What if it is now a term for orange things? Or hot air balloons? Or both?
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    Week 18 of the Arizona Cardinals off season thread. 05/06/24-05/12/24

    That’s a shame. I had high hopes there for about 30 seconds.
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    Week 18 of the Arizona Cardinals off season thread. 05/06/24-05/12/24

    I don’t mind ********. I don’t understand the reference, I don’t know what it means, and I sure as hell don’t know how to use it in a sentence. Nor do I care, because as a word it’s pretty solid. Kinda like flocculant, or acoustician, or magnanimous. A little outta left field, but pretty solid...
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    Week 18 of the Arizona Cardinals off season thread. 05/06/24-05/12/24

    The only thing missing is a comparison of MDVARD ratios vs average DBLOTO.
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    Rank/Rate Our Position Groups

    We might be terrible. We might be freaking amazing.
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    Falcons Penix/Cousins Debacle. What say you?

    Seems like a bad move all around to me. I’m not a big Kirk Cousins guy. He got too much money guaranteed for a guy coming off an Achilles. I like Penix but his injury history would have made me steer clear, let alone trade up for. I think Odunze had a lot to do with his success this year. He’s...
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    2024 3rd round #82 is Tip Reiman TE

    All in good fun. Hell I didn’t realize Russell was too drunk to run anywhere either.
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    2024 3rd round #82 is Tip Reiman TE

    I call a detente. I will refrain from exaggerating obligatory white athlete descriptions, at least until somebody calls Jamarcus Russell a mobile quarterback again. Then it’s back to nonsense as usual.
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    2024 3rd round #82 is Tip Reiman TE

    I know. But I love you. I still feel the need to see other posters though. Be strong.
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    R I S E ___ U P ___ D A R K ___ S I D E (2024)

    Don’t forget about a healthy dose of complaining about the way people are complaining.
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