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  1. kerouac9

    Champions League 2024

    I called Dortmund and PSG farmers teams in my post-tryout parent chat tonight. Great game today, but it’s hard to fight the feeling that all of these clubs are going to be rolled by Real. I like the CBS studio show, but their commentary in-game is DIRE.
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    TIME TO GET RICH: Kyler Passing O/U

    Kyler Murray passing yards O/U is 3385.5 right now on Bet MGM. BRUH. Also Malik Nabers is +1100 for OROY. Get on that right now. Let's all retire early.
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    UNCENSORED 2024 Draft Thread

    A tradition unlike any other. Posts only—please don’t harsh the vibe with tweets. I think the Cards stick and pick at 4 and take a surprise defensive player at 27.
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    What is your definition of "haul"?

    I love specificity. I hate ambiguity. So let's put it on the record before the draft: What is your definition of a "haul" that would convince you to trade out of the fourth overall pick? How large a pile of magic beans would it take to trade? According to the DraftTek website, our pick is...
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    Who Starts Week 1 at Wide Receiver?

    Did you know that if the season started today, the Arizona Cardinals would likely start Greg Dortch, Michael Wilson, and either Chris Moore or Zach Pascal at wideout? This is intolerable. So it's time to get into the prediction business and guess at what our starting WR group will be in Week...
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    Season Starts TOMORROW: What's your record prediction??

    What do you think? Projected starting lineup: Offense: QB - Kyler Murray, Desmond Ridder, Clayton Tune RB - James Conner, Michael Carter TE - Trey McBride, Elijah Higgins LT - Jonah Williams, Kelvin Beachum LG - Elijah Wilkinson. Carter O'Donnell C - Hjalte Froholdt, Jon Gaines RG - Will...
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    Cityzen’s corner

    #liveforever Phil Foden is a cousin. This is a safe space for Cityzens who don’t want to be accused of being front running bandwagoners.
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    EXTREMELY SAD LIST :cryemoji:

    Cardinals All-Time Rushing Leaders What even is this? Kyler Murray is currently the Arizona Cardinals 16th all-time leading rusher. David Johnson is in the top 10 after having like 1.5 good seasons. James Conner should enter the top 10 this season, and he's only been here three years. Forget...
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    Time for a Soccer-specific forum?

    I think there are enough soccer fans on ASFN to support a forum outside "World Sports"? Especially with World Cup USA a couple years away?
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    Future of Hollywood Brown as a Cardinal

    Go on the record about what you think WILL HAPPEN. Discuss what you think should happen below.
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    Definitive Ranking of Copper State Cardinals Head Coaches

    1. Bruce Arians (41-30-1) - I'm still baffled by the number of posters here who were done with Bruce Arians after he went 8-8 in a season where Blane Gabbert and Drew Stanton combined for nine starts and 32 year Aridian Peterson was the leading rusher. 2. Ken Whisenhunt (45-51) - Haters gonna...
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    Definitive Ranking of the NFL's 32 Starting Quarterbacks

    1. Patrick Mahomes (KC) - Mahomes might be the best quarterback I've ever seen play on a down-to-down basis. 2. Josh Allen (BUF) - Allen's highs are as good as anyone (non-Mahomes division). He's managed to reduce the amount of low plays this year. 3. Lamar Jackson (BAL) - He's the MVP and...
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    Looking Ahead: Arizona Cardinals 2026 Roster

    The Cards have 58 players under contract for the 2024 season. This is good; last offseason GM Monti Ossenfort didn't have enough players to fill his roster before free agency even if you added in walking-dead players like WR DeAndre Hopkins. This year the Cards could have a lively spring...
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    Snap Counts + Thoughts: Week 18 vs Seahawks

    Thoughts: - This game was fun as heck, especially as exemplified by the fact that Prater and Gillikin got offensive snaps as part of a wild fake field goal. - Cards played a lot of three-TE sets to protect both of their tackles. - WR Michael Wilson finished the year strong with an extremely...
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    OT -- NFL.com is garbage now

    The app is even worse. It wasn't that long ago where I could go to nfl.com to find stats and standings and depth charts and all sorts of good stuff. Now it only exists to sell me NFL+, which I do not want. I can't even find scores easily. The way I get NFL scores and stats is through my ESPN...
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    Week 17 Snap Counts + Thoughts (at E-A-G-L-E-S Eagles)

    Thoughts: Really tight offensive rotation. Interesting that Michael Wilson and Greg Dortch got the lion's share of the snaps. Zach Pascal had 17 snaps and zero targets. Team's not worried about managing James Conner's snaps this late in the year. Has to be a season high in snaps and touches...
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    Snap Counts + Thoughts: Week 16 at Bears

    Thoughts: - Elijah Wilkinson seems to have taken back the lion's share of the snaps at LG. - As little as we did in free agency, Zach Pascal's performance this year has to be a huge disappointment. - Hope you guys are enjoying featuring Starling Thomas and Andre Chachere as much as we are...
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    OT: Hard Knocks In-Season - Miami Dolphins

    Absolutely owns. 10/10 through three episodes. Worth checking up on. Mike McDaniels hasn't encountered a lot of a lot of adversity as a head coach yet, but he sure seems like the real deal. Players seem to love and respect him. Miami's facility is top notch. The difference between their team...
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    Ads getting a little intrusive again...

    Not a huge deal, but I've had some bad display ad experiences on here the last couple of days. I don't totally mind ads that lock the screen for a couple seconds if it's more lucrative for y'all, but I've also had pop up ads between going from the forum into a thread and going from a thread into...
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    Five Games Left: What's the Top Priority?

    I think we're at the bargaining stage of mourning a lost season. What do you believe the Cards' top priority should be for these last five games? I'm seeing a lot of responses floating around; just trying to consolidate the conversation, maybe.
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    Arizona Cardinals vs Baltimore Ravens Pre Game thread. 10/25/23-10/29/23

    Will Kyler come back this week? How will our 25th ranked rush defense come to play? Hollywood Brown Revenge game? SO MANY QUESTIONS.
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    Week 7 Snap Counts and Thoughts (RIP Chopper)

    Thoughts: Man, the bloom came of the K'Von Wallace rose really fast. Dennis Gardeck certainly made the most of his snaps. Five tackles and a fumble recovery in 18 snaps. He must really struggle against the run, though, to get out-snapped by Cam Thomas (3 tackles, 1 solo, in 24 snaps) If you...
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    Where’s Wolfley??

    Paul Calvisi awful color commentary on the Cards Radio Network
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    Bad news, everyone

    @cheesebeef is going back to work. Great news for the ether economy, terrible news for people who were looking for lukewarm takes on James Conner, etc. at like 10:15 am PT. Hope you made it through the strike okay. FOOTBALL TAKE SO THIS DOESN'T GET MOVED: We should evaluate skill position...
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    Hear me out: Michael Wilson for OROY

    I might put $5 on it. Here's the scenario: 1. Hollywood Brown understands that he's not a fit in this offense, and Monti gets offered a fourth-round pick for him at the trade deadline 2. Michael Wilson stays healthy for 17 games 3. Zach Ertz has a slow start and/or is nicked up. Wilson could...

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