Wife: “Do you blame it on the heat?”
Me: “Blame what on the heat?”
Wife: “Them playing poopy.”
Me: “No - I blame them being poopy.”
Edit: Poopy was auto-edited from a word that starts with sh.
His career record is 23-25 with a 4.14 ERA. I suppose they could have phoned it in worse pitching wise, but only starting a guy with one start this year is definitely saving yours staff for the postseason.