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  1. Assface

    Back from Game

    Oh, so you were the person in the stands there.
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    Kirk Cousins?

    Kirk Cousins will never be able to match Kyle Orton's neck beard.
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    Kirk Cousins?

    He had 3 touchdowns today but also 2 interceptions and a lost fumble. That's exactly the performance we blasted Palmer for last week. His career numbers are not that great. If someone trades for him he'll be the next Kolb or Matt Flynn.
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    Darnell Dockett suspension?

    Half of what Brandon Marshall got for wearing the wrong colored shoes.
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    Cards beat Cards:

    Despite everything this was still a 3 point loss and we held one of the league's best offenses below their season averages in every category. Our offense out gained theirs. This Cardinals team is still pretty damn good. The 2 interceptions didn't hurt nearly as bad as that sack/fumble to start...
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    Dan Williams OK - Just a sprain

    also great news with some things considered.
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    Tanking

    Players don't deliberately lose games, ever. Management does, which is tanking. Tanking is putting out a team that's so bad they won't win many games no matter how hard the team is playing.
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    Final Answer! Who do the Suns get?

    I don't think he'll be available. He has a high enough ceiling and the least amount of question marks that he'll be gone by #5.
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    Final Answer! Who do the Suns get?

    Ben McLemore
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    Trade Rumors!

    I would take the Minny trade and use the 9, 26 and 30 picks on Steven Adams, Ricky Ledo and Archie Goodwin. That gives us 3 guys with some upside and if even just one of them develops to meet his potential then I consider that a win with this draft class. The big picture aspect of this is...
  11. Assface

    Welcome to the Cardinals, Cooper

    It'll be nice to see our QB be able to step up in to his throws for a change.
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    ASFN: Official 2013 NFL Draft Thread

    Please let us get Warmack!
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    Who is the one player you don't want at 7

    Jarvis Jones.
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    2012-2013 NBA Prospects thread

    I would take Smart at #1.
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    Favorite Movie Moments

    Of course "the scene" from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
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    Favorite Movie Moments

    6NEKzLiXfuc
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    TE needed from the draft

    2nd round is where we're probably targeting a QB, though.
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    Keim as GM? (my perspective)

    Yes, Keim was part of an overall bad front office the past few years. By the same token, though, Fitz was part of one of the most inept offenses we've ever seen.
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    That was some audition

    Maybe but he's a wuss that still has a job.
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    Darnell Dockett will be back

    Fresh starts for everyone, from coaches favorites to those in the doghouse. It'll be interesting to see how the nest coaching staff views the talent and depth chart.
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    Mike McCoy OC Broncos---Will Interview for Cardinals HC Position This Weekend

    Looking at all the other candidate names out there, I don't think anyone out there has anything on their resume as impressive as winning with Tim Tebow as a starter. Again....he ran a successful offense that made it to the playoffs with Tim Tebow as his starting quarterback.
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    For all you wanting Whiz fired.

    I think Whiz can go to a team like Chicago that already has most of the pieces in place and win. I don't think he can build a team up, though. He's just wasn't the right coach for us anymore.
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    Andy Reid

    Nooooooooooo, we need a vertical offense to take advantage of all those deep threat speed receivers we don't have!
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    Mike McCoy OC Broncos---Will Interview for Cardinals HC Position This Weekend

    He's my favorite candidate because of the way he's willing to adapt to the talent he has and has had success with 3 totally different QBs.
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