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    Police Say Woman Offered Sex For McNuggets

    So, it's ok to take a woman out to dinner hoping to get laid but it's illegal to offer sex for food?
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    Wonder if any team wants to do a trade up with the Cards

    Matt Flynn. He's a 26 year old former 7th round draft pick with a career qb rating of 68.1.
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    Wonder if any team wants to do a trade up with the Cards

    Kelechi Osemele
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    Doucet: Christmas Turkey.

    If the defender who was supposed to be covering him hadn't made a game-blowing mistake in allowing him to be that open then he wouldn't have had his opportunity to make a game-blowing mistake of his own. Sucks that it happened but it's not like he's the only player to do something like this. I...
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    A stat that amazed me

    Actually, we only had 7 fumbles all of last year. That was middle of the pack for the whole league. 2 years ago we had the second most fumbles with 12 but 7 of those came in that one SF game.
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    Thanksgiving Mock Draft

    From what little I've seen RGIII throws the ball much, much better than one would expect from an option type QB. Regardless of what he shows on film, though, I'm pretty sure his draft stock is going to hinge on how he measures in at the combine. That's just how the NFL works.
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    Thanksgiving Mock Draft

    My Thanksgiving mock: Round 1: Turkey. Can't miss prospect, sure to be 1st overall pick. Round 2: Mashed potatoes and gravy. We got our franchise entree in the 1st round, now to add the perfect complement. Round 3: Ham w/ pineapple. Slides down the rankings a bit due to being a...
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    Stewart Bradley

    Seriously? Bradley has been getting criticized all season long as an overpaid, bad free agent signing. He's not receiving any better treatment here than Kolb is. Yes, his $30M contract is bad. It's also half of what Kolb is getting. We also didn't give up a 2nd round draft pick and a Pro...
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    Kyle Orton Waived

    I hope he goes to Chicago simply for the full circle awkwardness of coming in and replacing the injured QB who the team replaced him with.
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    Kyle Orton Waived

    The only teams he has any value to are the couple of team making a playoff push who lost their starters recently. He's not good enough to help us run the table and make the playoffs and he's not good enough to be our long term solution at QB so there's no reason to bring him in at this point.
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    Its Official: We have a QB Controversy

    Also worth pointing out is that he was playing in a conventional offense under DG. At no point in his career has Kurt Warner been that great playing under center. He was at his best in a shotgun formation with 4 wide as evidenced by his success under Mike Martz and his final 2 1/2 years in AZ...
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    Its Official: We have a QB Controversy

    Kurt Warner is a unique situation. He started a grand total of 1 year and played at University of Northern Iowa in the mighty Gateway Conference. Notable is the fact that in his only season of playing in college he was named all conference. After not being drafted he was out of football for a...
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    Do we draft a QB?

    1 and 2 simply aren't going to happen with the current coaching staff. A new HC would be required for that and any new hire is going to clean house on the overall coaching staff and bring in his guys anyway. This is option #1 that I'm in favor of. #3 is directly tied to #1. A while back...
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    Lee Corso drops the F-bomb on college gameday... then apologizes

    My favorite part was Kirk Herbstreit's reaction.
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    Lombardi: Kolb Should lose his job

    1. They traded McNabb because he was done. Since leaving Philly he's been benched by 2 teams in 2 years. 2. Max Hall did have a game like that. Against Seattle he finished with a 13.5 QB rating. Nit picky and not that important but just thought I would put it out there. It's a little...
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    Do we draft a QB?

    We're 3-7. If the rest of the season plays out like the first 10 games then we might have a new HC next year. New HC means new staff with no loyalties to current players and a likely chance of drafting a 1st round QB.
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    Do we draft a QB?

    Let's be honest, you could say that about the Cardinals with any position other than WR.
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    Schaub done for year

    We're the Cardinals, of course it's going to play out that way. Skelton will completely regress while Kolb comes back and makes us wish for Max Hall. Meanwhile Leinart will be averaging 300+ ypg and will lead the Texans to the Superbowl. The football gods hate us and only gave us these last 2...
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    2011-12 offseason thread

    http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/prospects/watch/y2011/index.jsp?tcid=mm_mlb_players Chris Owings. Right now his projection is 2013 so if we get one more year out of Drew that fits the estimated timetable.
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    Congrats to #11 again today

    He did it in style today. Great job, Larry!
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    The Eagles are a DREAM TEAM

    Live by the sword, die by the sword. The Eagles offense has a ton of playmakers who can score on any play but they don't have those consistent 3-4 yard guys. They can't sustain drives and they can't run out the clock to preserve to preserve a lead which is why they've lost so many games in the...
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    Ray Horton's Defense

    The difference is that they're not being asked to cover anyone. They just stay deep and make plays on overthrown balls.
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    John Skelton

    Skelton, on his 4th quarter performances: audio
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    John Skelton

    :confused: Skelton has a very quick delivery with no real windup.
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    Keith was benched in 4th

    The sad thing about looking forward to Bridges taking over as a starter is that we were saying the same things about him when he started here a few years ago that we're saying about Brown and Keith now.

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