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  1. jefftheshark

    "Bidwill and Keim exposed and in denial."

    I’ve always suspected that Mitch was the guy who stole my bike when I was in fifth grade. So there’s that JTS
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    For Those of You Running Out of Adjectives

    Putrid, dead decaying rat in the attic aroma, a real stinkeroo, stooge-like, decaying, rotting, bad, off, far gone, decomposing, putrescent, perished, moldy, moldering, mildewy, rancid, festering, fetid; maggoty, wormy Mortal Engines Bad (yes I was one of the 480 people nationwide who paid...
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    For Those of You Running Out of Adjectives

    Substandard, poor, inferior, second-rate, second-class, unsatisfactory, inadequate, unacceptable, not up to scratch. Not up to Par. Deficient, imperfect, defective, faulty, shoddy, amateurish, careless, negligent, miserable, sorry; incompetent, inept, inexpert, ineffectual; awful, atrocious...
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    Bruce Arians on Rich Eisen Show 12/13/2018 on comeback issue

    The idea of you bringing back an old girlfriend with the expressed desire of her grooming replacement girlfriends for you is either the most brilliant or recklessly dangerous concept I’ve ever heard. My hats definitely off to you for even attempting this, my good sir! JTS
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    MadJack’s Banner Suggestions - Lions Game

    Great minds lol JTS
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    MadJack’s Banner Suggestions - Lions Game

    Keep the Streak Alive! JTS
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    Don't rush to judge Cardinals coach Steve Wilks

    Dear Mr. Moore, Your $10,000 check is in the mail. Sincerely, Coach Wilks JTS
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    MadJack’s Banner Suggestions - Lions Game

    MAKE OUR CARDS GREAT AGAIN JTS
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    Suggestions for our next coach?!?

    I’d like to see K9 as GM with Mitch as the head coach, just for the pure entertainment value :cheers: JTS
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    MadJack's Banner Suggestions - Raiders Game

    Somebody Has To Win JTS
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    How I’d Fix the Cardinals if Given the Chance to be GM

    I thought I got paid by the word on this site - oops :shades: JTS
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    How I’d Fix the Cardinals if Given the Chance to be GM

    The first thing I would do if hired as the new Cardinals GM is buy a car. Or probably an SUV. Either way it would be a really sweet ride, a statement vehicle informing everyone that I’d arrived and I was somebody you had to take very freaking seriously. My first day I’d drive right up to the...
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    What does Keim do at the end of season?

    So you’re saying there’s a chance... :) JTS
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    What does Keim do at the end of season?

    My takes is that the rest of the season is basically a make-good tryout for Leftwich to be the next HC. If he shows anything I could see him saving Keim’s position, but with forcing him to make a major reshuffling of many people’s duties (like Wilks moved to DC to salvage some of his contract...
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    MadJacks Banner Suggestions - 49ers Game

    Help Wanted JTS
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    MadJack’s Banner Suggestions - Broncos Game!

    The Walking Red JTS
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    "Wishful Thinking" for MadJack's Banner - Bears Game

    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to GM in life. JTS That’s probably not very positive however
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    We Lost

    Well, now we understand why Keim drinks to excess. JTS
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    A Tale of Two Drafts

    I’m probably the least qualified poster here to comment but my take is that after the first round you are looking at what a player can become rather than what they are. It all comes down to the coaches and how they can mold the raw material into something better. As we’ve seen in the past, a new...
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    jefftheshark’s Sporadically Annual 2018 Mock Draft

    It’s that time of year again! Of course, I’m referring my annual trek to Humboldt County’s Super Sour Diesel Festival for some much-deserved r&r. But I digress. As usual, I have spent hours and hours pouring over the myriad of sites dedicated to identifying every team’s perfect “fit.” That’s why...
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    jefftheshark's Top 5 Unusable MadJack Suggestions - Holiday Edition

    It's that time of year again, a time of joy, wonderment and good cheer! Of course I'm referring to Patriot fans. As for Cardinal fans, when the season grows to a close, we are obligated to revisit our own familiar traditions . Thus, without further ado, I present: jefftheshark's Top 5...
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    Gameday thread Cardinals at Colts 9-17-17

    I miss the days when the biggest worries were about having a decent punter JTS
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    Final Guess At 53 (Pre-Waiver Wire & Trade Additions)

    My guess is that he chews with his mouth open JTS
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    I Recently Escaped From A Nepalese Prison Farm

    yup, rub my snout and I'll follow you anywhere JTS
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    I Recently Escaped From A Nepalese Prison Farm

    ouch, but whales won't wait around at the Yardhouse for several hours waiting for people either o_O JTS

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