2011 Theatrical Releases

[Chaplin]

2011 Theatrical Releases

JANUARY
7- Season of the Witch
7- The Time That Remains (Limited)
14- The Dilemma
14- The Green Hornet (in 3D)
14- Barney's Version (Limited)
14- Ong Bak 3 (Limited)
14- A Somewhat Gentle Man (Limited)
21- The Company of Men
21- No Strings Attached
21- The Way Back
21- The Housemaid (Limited)
28- From Prada To Nada
28- The Mechanic
28- The Rite
28- Biutiful (Limited)
28- Ip Man 2 (Limited)

FEBRUARY
4- The Roommate
4- Sanctum (in 3D)
4- Frankie and Alice (Limited)
4- The Other Woman (Limited)
4- Waiting for Forever (Limited)
11- The Eagle
11- Gnomeo & Juliet
11- Just Go With It
11- Carancho (Limited)
11- Cedar Rapids (Limited)
18- Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
18- I Am Number Four
18- Unknown
18- Tom Shadyac's I Am (Limited)
18- Vanishing on 7th Street (Limited)
25- Drive Angry (in 3D)
25- Hall Pass
25- Shelter
25- The Grace Card (Limited)
25- Heartbeats (New York Only)

MARCH
4- The Adjustment Bureau
4- Rango
4- Take Me Home Tonight
4- Abel (Limited)
4- HappyThankYouMorePlease (Limited)
4- I Saw the Devil (Limited)
11- Battle: Los Angeles
11- Jane Eyre
11- Mars Needs Moms! (in 3D)
11- Red Riding Hood
11- Black Death (Limited)
11- Kill the Irishman (Limited)
18- Beastly
18- Limitless
18- The Lincoln Lawyer
18- Paul
25- Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules
25- Sucker Punch
25- Miral (Limited)
25- Skateland (Limited)
25- Win Win (Limited)

APRIL
1- Hop
1- Mother's Day
1- Source Code
1- Insidious (Limited)
1- Super (Limited)
8- Arthur
8- The Beaver (Expands Wide)
8- Hanna
8- Your Highness
8- Soul Surfer
8- Ceremony (Limited)
8- Meek's Cutoff (Limited)
15- Rio (in 3D)
15- Scream 4
22- African Cats
22- Apollo 18
22- Born to Be a Star
22- Water for Elephants
29- Disney's Prom
29- Fast Five
29- What's Your Number?
29- 13 Assassins (Limited)

MAY
6- Jumping the Broom
6- Something Borrowed
6- Thor (in 3D)
13- Bridesmaids
13- Priest (in 3D)
20- Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (in 3D)
26- The Hangover Part II
27- Kung Fu Panda 2 (in 3D)
27- The Tree of Life

JUNE
3- X-Men: First Class
3- Beginners (Limited)
10- Super 8
17- Bad Teacher
17- Green Lantern (in 3D)
24- Cars 2 (in 3D)
24- Caesar: Rise of the Apes

JULY
1- Larry Crowne
1- Monte Carlo
1- Transformers: Dark of the Moon (in 3D)
8- One For the Money
8- Zookeeper
15- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II (in 3D)
15- The Sitter
15- Winnie the Pooh
22- Captain America: The First Avenger
22- Friends with Benefits
29- Cowboys & Aliens
29- Crazy, Stupid, Love

AUGUST
3- The Smurfs (in 3D)
5- The Change-Up
5- The Darkest Hour (in 3D)
12- 30 Minutes or Less
12- The Help
12- Mr. Popper's Penguins
19- Conan the Barbarian
19- Fright Night (in 3D)
19- Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World (in 3D)
26- Final Destination 5 (in 3D)

SEPTEMBER
2- Colombiana
2- Shark Night 3D (in 3D)
9- The Apparition
9- Warrior
16- Drive
16- Johnny English Reborn
16- Piranha 3DD
16- Straw Dogs
23- Abduction
23- Dolphin Tale (in 3D)
23- Moneyball
30- Anonymous
30- Courageous
30- Dream House
30- Now

OCTOBER
7- Real Steel
7- Wanderlust
14- Footloose
14- The Thing
14- The Three Musketeers (in 3D)
21- Contagion (in 3D)
21- Paranormal Activity 3
28- Dibbuk Box

NOVEMBER
4- Puss in Boots (in 3D)
4- Tower Heist
11- 11 11 11
11- Immortals (in 3D)
11- Jack and Jill
18- Happy Feet 2 (in 3D)
18- The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
23- Arthur Christmas (in 3D)
23- The Muppets
23- Project X

DECEMBER
9- Hugo Cabret (in 3D)
9- New Year's Eve
16- Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked
16- Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol
16- Sherlock Holmes 2
21- The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
23- The Adventures of Tintin (in 3D)
23- We Bought a Zoo
28- War Horse

 

[NJCardFan]

I counted at least 27 movies due out this year that are either sequels or remakes. The only one's I give a pass to are the Harry Potter and Twilight movies because they are continuations. There is no originality anymore. I mean a 3rd incarnation of The Thing?

 

[schutd]

Footloose?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!??????????!????????!!!!?!?!?!!!!!?!?????????! Lemme guess, Staring Willow Smith and exec produced by The Pinkett-Smiths??

 

[AzStevenCal]

I counted at least 27 movies due out this year that are either sequels or remakes. The only one's I give a pass to are the Harry Potter and Twilight movies because they are continuations. There is no originality anymore. I mean a 3rd incarnation of The Thing?

You mean it's not the Ben Grimm story? Dang, I was looking forward to it. The first Thing was decent but I loved the Carpenter remake. You can't improve on Kurt Russell so why bother trying.

Steve

 

[Cheesebeef]

You mean it's not the Ben Grimm story? Dang, I was looking forward to it. The first Thing was decent but I loved the Carpenter remake. You can't improve on Kurt Russell so why bother trying.

Steve

just wait until they remake Escape From New York... it's coming folks and it will be awful.

 

[Chaplin]

just wait until they remake Escape From New York... it's coming folks and it will be awful.

Then don't go see it. The only way for people to not make these crappy remakes is to not have crappy remakes make money. Unfortunately, they do because a majority of the movie-going public are sheep.

 

[Cheesebeef]

Then don't go see it. The only way for people to not make these crappy remakes is to not have crappy remakes make money. Unfortunately, they do because a majority of the movie-going public are sheep.

i don't go see these movies.

i am getting REALLY sick of the 3D craze tho... movie tickets are ridiculously high in LA as it is and its getting to the point that you can't go see a big movie on a good size screen unless it's in 3D, which a) is even MORE expensive and b) can be really annoying if not done right.

i know it's making money for the studios hand over fist, but man, i hope the craze dies soon. i almost vomitted today when i read michael mann wondering what the medium could do for a serious drama... uh, how about... NOTHING.

 

[AzStevenCal]

just wait until they remake Escape From New York... it's coming folks and it will be awful.

Who's playing Snake? The whiny guy that plays Sid the accountant on the first year of Wise Guy could handle the missing president's role but again, nobody is going to improve on Kurt Russell.

Steve

 

[Cheesebeef]

Who's playing Snake? The whiney guy that plays Sid the accountant on the first year of Wise Guy could handle the missing president's role but again, nobody is going to improve on Kurt Russell.

Steve

it was going to be Gerard Butler but that was years ago and he's moved on... but that gives you a little insight as to who they're looking at.

in other news, Colin Ferrel has been tapped to play Douglas Quaid in the Total Recall remake. ugh.

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

it was going to be Gerard Butler but that was years ago and he's moved on... but that gives you a little insight as to who they're looking at.

in other news, Colin Ferrel has been tapped to play Douglas Quaid in the Total Recall remake. ugh.

I really, really, hope that you're joking.

 

[Cheesebeef]

I really, really, hope that you're joking.

i couldn't come up with something that stupid even if i tried... and if you've seen anything i've made, you know i've got the market cornered on stupid!

why colin ferrel is considered for leading man roles is beyond me.

 

[NJCardFan]

i don't go see these movies.

i am getting REALLY sick of the 3D craze tho... movie tickets are ridiculously high in LA as it is and its getting to the point that you can't go see a big movie on a good size screen unless it's in 3D, which a) is even MORE expensive and b) can be really annoying if not done right.

i know it's making money for the studios hand over fist, but man, i hope the craze dies soon. i almost vomitted today when i read michael mann wondering what the medium could do for a serious drama... uh, how about... NOTHING.

I'm with you on the 3d thing. Back in the 80's I saw the Friday the 13th in 3D, Jaws 3, and Amityville 3 in 3D as well as a movie called Coming at You. The last one was the best 3D of the bunch. The other were hokey and boring really. Fast forward to now and I saw the Christmas Carol one last year(Jim Carey) and Toy Story 3. Neither were worth paying the extra to see in 3D. Waste of money. Face it though, the movie business was dying and this was a way to entice people back into the theater but now with the advent of 3D TV's and such, it's going to take a hit again.

 

[schutd]

Just dropped 46 bucks for 3 tix to tangled 3d. 46 bucks!!!! 2 for 16, and my 4 year old was 14!

 

[Mulli]

Transformers and Harry Potter!!!

 

[PDXChris]

The Adjustment Bureau looks AWESOME.

 

[AsUdUdE]

The Adjustment Bureau looks AWESOME.

I originally thought this too, but the studio has pushed back its release date twice now, which is NOT good sign for its potential...

 

[cardfaninfl]

Maybe they should stop trying to make an "Action/Chick-Flick".

Ok, it worked once... but has failed every other time.

 

[AzStevenCal]

Maybe they should stop trying to make an "Action/Chick-Flick".

Ok, it worked once... but has failed every other time.

Which time are you referring to?

Steve

 

[Gee!]

I just saw a commercial for Drive Angry.. It looks so stupid.. Even the title is stupid..

 

[Renz]

2011 Theatrical Releases

FEBRUARY
11- Just Go With It

OMG this looks awful! In the trailer they show Adam Sandler fall and get a board in the crotch. Really? This is nothing but Sandler cashing a paycheck.

How does Jennifer Aniston keep getting film roles? Terrible.

 

[conraddobler]

just wait until they remake Escape From New York... it's coming folks and it will be awful.

That would make a good thread.

All time worst remake and sequel combinations.

IF, IF, you are right and it's horrid, this makes the entire series a contender.

I like escape from New York a lot, but it's awful itself.

Throw in one of the worst sequels in mankinds history, Escape from LA, then top that off with a putrid remake and you have a complete set, the trifecta, very hard to achieve.