26th Annual Razzies

[Brian in Mesa]

26th Annual Razzies

Worst Picture

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
Dirty Love
Dukes of Hazzard
House of Wax
Son of the Mask

Worst Actor

Tom Cruise/War of the Worlds
Will Ferrell/Bewitched and Kicking & Screaming
Jamie Kennedy/Son of the Mask
The Rock/Doom
Rob Schneider/Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Worst Actress

Jessica Alba/Fantastic Four and Into the Blue
Hilary Duff/Cheaper by the Dozen 2 and The Perfect Man
Jennifer Lopez/Monster in Law
Jenny McCarthy/Dirty Love
Tara Reid/Alone in the Dark

Worst Supporting Actor

Hayden Christensen/Star Wars III: No Sith, He's Supposed to Be Darth Vader?!?!
Alan *******/Son of the Mask
Bob Hoskins/Son of the Mask
Eugene Levy/Cheaper by the Dozen 2 and The Man
Burt Reynolds/The Dukes of Hazzard and The Longest Yard

Worst Supporting Actress

Carmen Electra/Dirty Love
Paris Hilton/House of Wax
Katie Holmes/Batman Begins
Ashlee Simpson/Undiscovered
Jessica Simpson/The Dukes of Hazzard

Worst Screen Couple

Will Ferrell & Nicole Kidman/Bewitched
Jamie Kennedy & ANYBODY Stuck Sharing the Screen with Him/Son of the Mask
Jenny McCarthy & ANYONE Dumb Enough to Befriend or Date Her/Dirty Love
Rob Schneider & His Diapers/Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
Jessica Simpson & Her “Daisy Dukes”/The Dukes of Hazzard

Worst Remake Or Sequel

Bewitched
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
Dukes of Hazzard
House of Wax
Son of the Mask

Worst Screenplay

Bewitched/Written by Nora Ephron, Delia Ephron & Adam McKay
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo/Written by Rob Schneider, David Garrett & Jason Ward
Dirty Love/Written by Jenny McCarthy
The Dukes of Hazzard/Written by John O'Brien
Son of the Mask/Written by Lance Khazei

Worst Director

John Asher/Dirty Love
Uwe Boll/Alone in the Dark
Jay Chandrasekhar/The Dukes of Hazzard
Nora Ephron/Bewitched
Lawrence Gutterman/Son of the Mask

Most Tiresome Tabloid Targets

New Category, Saluting the Celebs We’re ALL Sick & Tired Of!

Tom Cruise & His Anti-Psychiatry Rant
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Oprah Winfrey’s Couch, The Eiffel Tower & “Tom’s Baby”
Paris Hilton and…Who-EVER!
Mr. & Mrs. Britney, Their Baby & Their Camcorder
The Simpsons: Ashlee, Jessica & Nick

 

[D-Dogg]

26th Annual Razzies

Worst Supporting Actor

Hayden Christensen/Star Wars III: No Sith, He's Supposed to Be Darth Vader?!?!

Whatever. Ep III is my third favorite SW movie. And Hayden was just fine...I don't see what the fanboy fuss is all about.

 

[Russ Smith]

Dirty Love has to be one of the worst movies I've seen in ages. For some reason it kept showing up on my recommended other DVD's list on Blockbuster so I ordered it online, horrible.

Apparently Jenny McCarthy had some revealing pictures of someone to get this movie made. She's awful in it, there's one bit that has her walking through a grocery store with not enough money to buy "female products" while dripping pools of blood all over the floor.

And Carmen Electra's acting is even worse, she plays a white girl who "acts black" and she's just beyond bad. It's one of those movies where you're convinced they know it's awful.

But you do see Jenny topless.

 

[NEZCardsfan]

Dukes of Hazard got off easy. What a disaster.

 

[D-Dogg]

But you do see Jenny topless.

Been there, done that. I don't need to invest an hour and a half of my life to see that again, either.

 

[NEZCardsfan]

Been there, done that. I don't need to invest an hour and a half of my life to see that again, either.

It's hard being a chick magnet...trust me, I know. If you ever need to talk........

 

[Pariah]

Apparently Jenny McCarthy had some revealing pictures of someone to get this movie made. She's awful in it, there's one bit that has her walking through a grocery store with not enough money to buy "female products" while dripping pools of blood all over the floor.

See, that sounds kinda funny to me. I can see where it could be done wrong so that it's not, but give it to the Faraley brothers and it sounds like it'd be a riot.

 

[Russ Smith]

See, that sounds kinda funny to me. I can see where it could be done wrong so that it's not, but give it to the Faraley brothers and it sounds like it'd be a riot.

it wasn't funny, it went on way too long. It started off kind of funny, she goes down one aisle, discovers she's "leaking" and you hear "cleanup on aisle 5", but it went on way too long, way too much blood to be funny anymore, sort of like a horror movie where the premise isn't scary enough so they try to gross you out by making each killing more graphic than the last one.

One of the worst movies I've seen in ages, totally predictable plot too.

here's the only review I could find on IMDB to illustrate what I'm talking about with how bad it is.

"I saw this, and for the life of me, cannot remember why. THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE. Every single comment that praises this film has got to be from people in it, I took a look at the box office, all but 2 theaters showing this film dropped it after it's first week.

It grossed $58,000 dollars.

That's not a typo.

$822 it's second weekend. Eight hundred and twenty two dollars. I made more that weekend.

That's not a typo, either.

Gigli is Oscar-worthy compared to this.

Not one of the characters were remotely believable, which wouldn't matter so much if they were funny. They were not funny. Perhaps this will be the torpedo that sinks what's left of Jeny and Carmen's carriers, but I doubt it. "

For some reason Blockbuster online is pushing it, over and over it popped up on my list of suggested movies so I finally ordered it.

 

[Brian in Mesa]

$822 it's second weekend. Eight hundred and twenty two dollars. I made more that weekend.