I just watched it.
Wow, that was quite a movie. Pariah, you did an excellent job taking your assignment and then later lifting the yellow caution tape. (Actually, you were one of the best actors in the movie) I started to make some mental notes regarding things that didn’t make sense, but after about 20 I just gave up.
Man, what happened to Hogan? I used to be a Hulkamaniac when I was 11 (1985). He was still huge in the late 80’s and early 90’s when he did No Holds Barred, Suburban Commando, and Mr. Nanny. He was downright skinny in this one. (Well, I guess he is 50+ now)
I had totally forgotten about Jim Varney. My little brother was a huge Ernest fan, so I saw many of the Earnest movies.
The older kid actually looked like he could fight. His ninja movies were almost believable.
If it matters at all, my 10 year-old thought it was okay, and my 6 year-old thought it was awesome.