Anquan Boldin

[MastersofCombat]

Heres all the stuff Ive heard about this guy....

#1. He is Az. Cardinals Feature go to guy
#2. He was so good in camp they decided not to play him in the preseason so the other teams couldnt scout "the steal of the draft"
#3. There is 4 or 5 scripted plays for him to run at Quarterback this year in goalline situations ala SLASH?
#4. Will return our punts instead of A.johnson whom we drafted to do just that.
#5. Bobby bowden called him the greatest athlete that has ever played for FSU


All of this and NO ONE knows anything or there would be articles in magazines and hype he could probably never live up to.

conclusion:
Anquan Boldin if only HALF of this is true he will amass more yardage than any rookie this year and possibly be R.O.Y..
BTW:
Ive never posted here so

 

[Jttsaz]

Hell maybe he can play corner and D Line!

 

[Rivercard]

Good first post. Welcome to the board! Rookie buys - I'll take a pu pu platter and a tray full of white russians please.

 

[arthurracoon]

Maybe he can be our K too.

I mean...he's already saved the world, punched D-Bo, slapped Kobe, fought in WWI, masterminded the D-Day attack, led the D-Day attack, built the first space ship, landed on the moon, flown to mars (this is a secret)...etc...

Heck, why not try him as a head coach...I mean...He has an incredible resume.

 

[arthurracoon]

BTW, WELCOME!!!



Anquan is also Superman. As long as the corners do not have Krypton, he'll be a superstar and break Jerry rice's records.

 

[Renz]

"Q" is gonna eat the Detroit secondary alive!

I'll take a Monte Cristo sandwich, homefries & a pitcher of Coors Light.

 

[ASUCHRIS]

Excellent first post Masters, I actually got to spend some time with Q this summer, definitely the highlight of the summer. It was a religious experience. Obviously you know quite a bit about Anquan, but his accomplishments are vast, as you can see here:

http://www.arizonasportsfans.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11094&highlight=heard+about+anquan


Enjoy!!!! BTW, I'll have a six of Killians, and some BBQ.

 

[jf-08]

Originally posted by ASUCHRIS
Excellent first post Masters, I actually got to spend some time with Q this summer, definitely the highlight of the summer. It was a religious experience. Obviously you know quite a bit about Anquan, but his accomplishments are vast, as you can see here:

http://www.arizonasportsfans.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11094&highlight=heard+about+anquan


Enjoy!!!! BTW, I'll have a six of Killians, and some BBQ.

Good call Chris on showing him the thread of all of Q-The Big Bang's accomplishments.

BTW Masters - I once had that pic as my Avatar - you have great taste!!!

Great first post indeed!

Once I get my neck brace off I'm gonna have Q body slam me again, this time onto artificial turf!

 

[jf-08]

I'll have a plater of Damon's Wings and a coupla' Heinekens

 

[azdad1978]

BLT sandwhich and a Heinekens.

 

[40yearfan]

Hey Masters. Always glad to welcome a fellow Cardinals fan.

 

[ASUCHRIS]

Originally posted by jkf296
Once I get my neck brace off I'm gonna have Q body slam me again, this time onto artificial turf!

Yeah, got one of those this summer. Still eating from a straw. Funny thing is, I couldn't be happier.....

 

[red desert]

An order of fish tacos and an ice-cold Sol. Oh, and I one way ticket to Cabo.

 

[DRVNFAST]

I have Double double with grilled onion combo form In n' Out, and a Newcastle to wash it down.

Thanx Chap

 

[Mr.Dibbs]

I heard that while in college Anquan defeated Mecca-Godzilla, destroyed the Death Star, knocked out Clubber Lang in the thrid round, stopped traffic so a dog and her puppies could cross the street and still made it to class on time to ace his Intro to Statistics class!

 

[jf-08]

Originally posted by Oran
I heard that while in college Anquan defeated Mecca-Godzilla, destroyed the Death Star, knocked out Clubber Lang in the thrid round, stopped traffic so a dog and her puppies could cross the street and still made it to class on time to ace his Intro to Statistics class!

You are soooo wrong....it was his Differential Equations and Primoral Time Vector class.


He aced the Intro to Statistics in the 7th grade.

 

[arthurracoon]

Originally posted by jkf296
You are soooo wrong....it was his Differential Equations and Primoral Time Vector class.


He aced the Intro to Statistics in the 7th grade.

Was quantam mechanics in 10th grade?


I also heard that Anquan has built a machine that can go at the the speed of light. He is currently developing a machine that will go even faster.

 

[Ryanwb]

OH yeah? Last week Anquan called NASA to show them HIS findings on why the shuttle blew up, then gave a lecture on the importance of education to a joint session of congress.

I also heard he translated the Cardinals playbook into ancient sandscipt so it would be useless in the hands of the enemy

 

[RugbyMuffin]

Originally posted by Ryanwb

I also heard he translated the Cardinals playbook into ancient sandscipt so it would be useless in the hands of the enemy

 

[KingofCards]

Porter House, medium rare for me, w/12 raw oysters and a keg of Sierra Nevada.

 

[RugbyMuffin]

Originally posted by Jttsaz
Hell maybe he can play corner and D Line!

Who you think taught Reggie White how to play the position?

Boldin at corner. Now we are talking!

Why not!

Peace

Great 1st post Rookie!
Somebody put thelink for the list of Boldin's "accomplishments" on here. He would get a kick out of it.

Bag of Chips! With Dip. And Grape Soda!

 

[SeattleCard]

#3. There is 4 or 5 scripted plays for him to run at Quarterback this year in goalline situations ala SLASH?

I sort of have a hard time believing that. Is Blake not quick/skilled enough to run goalline situations plays ala Slash?

 

[Ryanwb]

Originally posted by SeattleCardsFan
I sort of have a hard time believing that. Is Blake not quick/skilled enough to run goalline situations plays ala Slash?

The point is, the defense spends a lot of time during the week studying the opponents QB. Every quarterback is different, have different skills and strenghts and the defense has to react to those traits. You throw another QB out there and they are going to be caught with their pants down. Word ese

 

[SeattleCard]

Originally posted by Ryanwb
The point is, the defense spends a lot of time during the week studying the opponents QB. Every quarterback is different, have different skills and strenghts and the defense has to react to those traits. You throw another QB out there and they are going to be caught with their pants down. Word ese

Perhaps... But I would be really shocked if Sullivan threw Boldin in there to run the offense with a few scripted plays on the goalline.

 

[Ryanwb]

Originally posted by SeattleCardsFan
Perhaps... But I would be really shocked if Sullivan threw Boldin in there to run the offense with a few scripted plays on the goalline.

Boldin was going to be the quarterback of this team, but he said he wanted to enter the Hall of Fame as a WR for his dad.