There I was in the steam bath at the Hollywood YMCA, when who walks in with a towel wrapped around his waist, none other than 6'8" Luke Walton. As I sat on the rather cool tile bench with sweat glistening off my tan body and rays of light gently piercing the thick steam while bouncing off my golden chest, I heard him begin laughing as he dropped his towel to the floor and took a rather large step in my direction. I immediately began a light make believe cough so as to make sure he knew someone else was there just in case he hadn't seen me through the thick cloud of sweaty steam. He took another somewhat giant step toward me before sitting down so close to me that I could smell the manly scent of his recently shampooed hair. Then, right as I started to slide away from him a bit, it happened. Yes, with that deep somewhat frightening voice of his, he gently uttered the words I least wanted to hear in that moment, "Who do you think the Cardinals will be taking in the draft?". He could hear me begin a gasp as I scampered hurriedly out the door leaving my towel behind somewhere amidst the foggy steam. "I don't have the slightest idea!" I said rather curtly half turned as the door to the steam bath slowly shut behind me.
And so echod the thoughts of a typical AZ Cardinal fan with 1 day left before the historical 2019 NFL draft.