ASFN Kumite, Bracket 1 Norris vs. Swayze

[Cardinals.Ken]

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Hi Everybody!
I'm Donald Gibb. You may remember me as Ogre in the "Revenge Of The Nerds" series; or as Jackson, the guy who got his head cracked open by Chong Li in "Bloodsport". My good friend, Cardinals.Ken, has asked me to host this little shin-dig for him. Considering not only the amount of work I've had lately, but the utter low-browness of the quality of said work, I had to jump at the chance.

So, with out any further ado, please allow me to present you:

Cardinals.Ken's ASFN Kumite
Presented by Allstate

Bracket 1 #1 seed Chuck Norris

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vs.

Bracket 1 #8 seed Patrick Swayze

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"Polls will be open for two days for each match. Feel free to discuss the pros-and-cons of each combatant before voting.

Enjoy the fighting action, and...LET THE GAMES BEGIN!"

 

[Mulli]

Chuck Norris knocks out Hairdo with one kick to the head. Hairdo never sees the kick coming.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

You should think about having checkbox polls, and including an entire bracket, or this forum is going to get flooded with Kumite posts.

Just a suggestion.

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

I think Patrick strings this one out for a little with his "Ghost" trick by going ethereal.

But as soon as he resumes corporeal form in order to plant a fat tongue kiss on the Chuckster, Norris delivers the round-house-kick-to-the-head-of-DOOM!

Victory Norris!

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

You should think about having checkbox polls, and including an entire bracket, or this forum is going to get flooded with Kumite posts.

Just a suggestion.

I was kind of thinking "flood"

 

[Pariah]

Swayze lasts for longer than you'd think only because he has Chris Farley backing him up from their SNL days together.

Norris wins while drinking a cup of coffee (and then goes on to cure cancer)

 

[godSIZE]

Have any of you forgotten Roadhouse!!!!!! Patrick loses, but only because Norris blocks his Applesauce throat ripper with Delta Force precision

 

[PortlandCardFan]

Spinning round house kick coming up......

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

bump

 

[PortlandCardFan]

PS should just commit suicide!!!

 

[jf-08]

Norris takes a pottery wheel from PS' hands and smashes his skull with it.

 

[Mike Olbinski]

Okay, nevermind, THIS is the most lopsided ever

 

[Mulli]

Holy cow, throw in the towel, Mick.

 

[Dback Jon]

Patrick not only "Is like the wind", but confuses Chuck by going Wong Foo on his ass!!

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

bump

BTW, nice job putting a queer on the shut-out Jon!

 

[Dback Jon]

bump

BTW, nice job putting a queer on the shut-out Jon!

Thought you'd like that!

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

Thought you'd like that!

 

[PortlandCardFan]

Alright, who the hell voted for PS?

His middle name is Melvin...

Patricks that is.

 

[Linderbee]

Alright, who the hell voted for PS?

His middle name is Melvin...

Patricks that is.

It wasn't me, but I wouldn't care if his full name was "I Eat Crap"....he's eye candy! (I think it was Jon)

 

[PortlandCardFan]

The movie I liked with PS is 'Red Dawn'.

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

Winner!!!!!

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Chuck Norris!!!!!

 

[Linderbee]

The movie I liked with PS is 'Red Dawn'.

WOLVERINES!!!!!