ASFN Kumite, Bracket 1 Statham vs. Segal

[Cardinals.Ken]

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"It's time for the American Revolution, pt2
-or-
East meets West...Atlantic Style!"

Our final Bracket 1 match this round...

Bracket 1 #4 seed Jason Statham

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vs.

Bracket 1 #5 seed Steven Segal

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[Renz]

Protest! Protest! With those two photos, you are showing blatant favoritism to Statham! You even misspelled Seagal's name.

If we are talking about the Out For Justice Seagal (as opposed to the Exit Wounds one), then Seagal wins easily.

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

Protest! Protest! With those two photos, you are showing blatant favoritism to Statham! You even misspelled Seagal's name.

Oops?

 

[Pariah]

You segal people don't know what you're talking about. Statham would kick his ass with flair and pinache that Segal could only (and probably does) dream about.

i take that back. Statham would probably roll his eyes -- Indiana Jones style -- when he got a look at his first opponent and dispatch him with a single punch to the throat.

segal? please.

 

[Mulli]

Turkish crushes him. But first he toys with Segal ala Sugar Ray and Hagler. But at the right moment a shot to Segal's gut makes Segal cry.

 

[godSIZE]

then there's Half Past Dead Seagal. Is is me or does his face look like it was attacked by bees? Anyway, pre or post era Seagal, he wins with a cue ball rack to the head of Statham.

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

Segal, err, Seagal plants the Stars and Stripes square in Statham's chest, then plays The Star Spangled Banner on his guitar!

 

[Mulli]

So weapons are allowed? Then Statham shoots him.

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

So weapons are allowed? Then Statham shoots him.

The flag plant is POST ass whooping!

 

[Mulli]

The flag plant is POST ass whooping!

No way that happens. Seagull wins, I boycott the rest of the tourney.

 

[Linderbee]

No way that happens. Seagull wins, I boycott the rest of the tourney.

dammit, you beat me to it! I was gonna call him that.

If that wife-beating loser wins--I ain't votin' no more! (I know, don't let the door hit ya)

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

bump

 

[dreamcastrocks]

Broke the tie, giving the nod to Jason.

 

[Mulli]

Seagull just puked on the mat. Disqualification due to lack of athleticism.

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

bump

Last chance to vote, for those who haven't...

 

[Mulli]

woo hoo I don't have to boycott.

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

WINNER!!!!!

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Jason Statham!!!!!