Batboy Suspended

boondockdrunk

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"A batboy who took a dare to chug a gallon of milk has been suspended six games by the Marlins.
The batboy drank the milk in the alotted time frame (an hour), but couldn't hold it down. Brad Penny, the instigator in this dare is not happy with the suspension, and has a good point. ''It's kind of ridiculous that you get a 10-game suspension for steroids and a six-game suspension for milk,'' Penny said."

From rotoworld.com

I don't get this at all. Where in the rule book does it say that you cannot chug milk? :shrug:
 

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I think its one of the best stories in baseball right now. The suspension is dumb. I wonder if the kid can appeal it.
 

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boondockdrunk said:
"A batboy who took a dare to chug a gallon of milk has been suspended six games by the Marlins.
The batboy drank the milk in the alotted time frame (an hour), but couldn't hold it down. Brad Penny, the instigator in this dare is not happy with the suspension, and has a good point. ''It's kind of ridiculous that you get a 10-game suspension for steroids and a six-game suspension for milk,'' Penny said."

From rotoworld.com

I don't get this at all. Where in the rule book does it say that you cannot chug milk? :shrug:

that makes me laugh cause its so dumb haha if i was the batboy i would be pissed
 

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You see.. it's this way....... stupid people have to be protected. The stomach will not hold 1 gallon of milk. Huge ramifications beside upchuck. Serious possible damage. May seem like a prank/stunt but people die from aspirating.

Brad Penny is the idiot.
 

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