Behind Enemy Lines - A Suns fan in Hell A

[Cheesebeef]

I gotta tell you, if we were to win this series and get SWEPT in the Finals I could care less. Living in LA for the past week has been UNBEARABLE. The Laker fans are so ridiculously obnoxious and the media's worse. We're basically the cute team, the little engine that could that's about to get blown off the tracks by the super train coming straight for us. And let me tell you something...

IT FREAKING SUCKS

My roommates has already turned out Broom into a "Sweep"-Poster, denigrating Steve Nash and keeps sweeping up next to me... and I love him to death, but he deserves to die right now. However, the only way that's gonna happen is if this team shocks the world and it all begins with tomorrow night.

I believe if we take their breath away tomorrow night, we WILL win this series. This Laker team, for all their talent, STILL has VERY fragile egos. What other NBA defending champion is still so bitter about losing to a team who was CLEARLY better than them and even with that being said is RINGLESS? You put just a crack into that fake hollywood bravado and this team WILL crumble like Andrew Bynum's knee, calf and/or vagina. Kobe will go back to shooting 29 times a game, Pau will start grousing and Phil will start complaining even more about the refs.

It's actually Phil's starting of the war or words that tell me he's worried about this series, just as he was in the Thunder series. Notice you didn't hear a peep out of him against the Jazz... that's because Phil doesn't say squat when he knows he has the upper hand.

This Laker team is beatable. People talk about their size, and it's there... but only 2/3s of it is going to formidable as Bynum's knee keeps getting worse and worse and then what? They have two 7 footers and we have an active 7 footer who's insane and will put butts on the ground with Lopez, we have another 7 footer who can draw out the D with the 3 and we have the biggest offensive 6'10 beast in the league... that size discrepancy isn't what the rest of the media is making it out to be... which is just fine with me and I'm sure is fine with the Suns.

We CAN WIN tomorrow. We just have to get over the initial nerves bound to jump into our throats tomorrow night around tip-off. Stay in the game, settle and let the pressure of being overwhelming favorite CHOKE the Lakers to death. We saw a younger, less experienced team push the Lakers towards an abyss in the first round. Now it's time for a seasoned team to kick them in!

Please God. I beg of you... my show is staring at very long odds... don't let LA kick me in the teeth TWICE tomorrow.

BEAT LA! BEAT LA!

 

[IBleedPurpleAndOrange]

Im with ya Cheese! F the Lakers and their bandwagon fanbase. Its time for Buster Douglas to knock out the champ again, hardwood style! this team can do it! lets go Suns!

 

[Mainstreet]

Let the Lakers be arrogant. The game is played on the court. I can't believe LA fans do not respect a good blue collar Suns team that beat a good SA team 4-0 (who had eliminated the second seeded Mavs 4-2). On second thought, yes I can believe their arrogance. If they want to believe the Suns are a fluke so be it. The Suns are not where they are by being lucky. Let them have a taste of our bench and try to ignore our defense. IMO, the series will be won or lost based on the play of the bench. If the Suns bench plays well it will grind them down like SA.

 

[mojorizen7]

It's actually Phil's starting of the war or words that tell me he's worried about this series, just as he was in the Thunder series. Notice you didn't hear a peep out of him against the Jazz... that's because Phil doesn't say squat when he knows he has the upper hand.
BEAT LA! BEAT LA!

First of all Cheese, i'm sorry you're dealing with that SoCal LAKER ego....it is brutally nauseous i know.
Second,this is an excellent point you made above and i fully agree.

 

[ninous26]

I feel you mr cheesebeef!!! GO SUNS!!!!!! BEAT L.A! BEAT L.A!!!

 

[Chaplin]

The problem is--you react to it, they're going to persist. I just ignore it. It's not worth talking about because they just aren't going to listen anyway.

 

[Cheesebeef]

The problem is--you react to it, they're going to persist. I just ignore it. It's not worth talking about because they just aren't going to listen anyway.

you can't ignore a broom being shoved in your face. at least I can't.

 

[ninous26]

Knock him out!!! lol

 

[Cheesebeef]

Knock him out!!! lol

when we win the series, I'm snapping that broom over my knee and shoving it straight up his a ss... SIDEWAYS!

 

[ninous26]

damn!!! Make sure you video tape that! hahaha

 

[IBleedPurpleAndOrange]

print out the gay kobe modeling pics and post them all over the house. then when the suns win a game, go through with your plan and shove that broom up their arses! haha

 

[Superbone]

Is Hell B better or worse than Hell A?

 

[CaptainInsano]

I really hope this Lakers team is as arrogant as the fans, because it makes it that easier to shock them and pull an upset.

 

[dodie53]

Is Hell B better or worse than Hell A?

haha

 

[ninous26]

Is Hell B better or worse than Hell A?

That made me peep out a small laugh

 

[se7en]

Hell is not only living in LA, but having your own girlfriend rub the Lakers in your face everyday :-(

 

[AzStevenCal]

Hell is not only living in LA, but having your own girlfriend rub the Lakers in your face everyday :-(

Not bad. My wife and I used to have pet names for our genitals also.

Steve

 

[elindholm]

Not bad. My wife and I used to have pet names for our genitals also.

Wow, that is so much better than my joke, which was unprintable. Well played.

 

[AzStevenCal]

Wow, that is so much better than my joke, which was unprintable. Well played.

You have to admit, he gave us quite a bit to work with.

Steve

 

[se7en]

Not bad. My wife and I used to have pet names for our genitals also.

Steve

Nice ;-)

 

[dreamcastrocks]

Promise me you will write this into Miami Medical if the Suns win.

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

oh is work gonna suck tomorrow.

 

[mojorizen7]

oh is work gonna suck tomorrow.

Dude, don't go. Just keep drinking Heinekens(like me) and develop food poisoning.

 

[AzStevenCal]

Dude, don't go. Just keep drinking Heinekens(like me) and develop food poisoning.

If you clean off the bottle you can probably avoid food poisoning. Otherwise, the drinking sounds like a nice option.

Steve

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

shockingly so far, so quiet. maybe the fact that i'm part of senior management now has some of the jackasses double thinking talking smack to me. with power come the benefits.