Bullet to the Head

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Bullet to the Head

Release Date: February 1, 2013
Studio: Warner Bros. Pictures
Director: Walter Hill
Screenwriter: Alessandro Camon
Genre: Action, Thriller
MPAA Rating: R (for strong violence, bloody images, language, some nudity and brief drug use)
Website: BullettotheHeadmovie.com | Facebook

Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Sung Kang, Sarah Shahi, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Christian Slater, Jon Seda, Weronika Rosati, Jason Momoa

Plot Summary: Based on a graphic novel, "Bullet to the Head" tells the story of a New Orleans hitman (Stallone) and a DC cop (Kang) who form an alliance to bring down the killers of their respective partners.

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Terrible. Just awful. Writing, acting, everything was bad. The writing and the delivery of the actors was horrific. If you thought The Last Stand was bad (I didn't), you will HATE this movie.

So disappointing since it was a Walter Hill film, but the only thing that actually tells you it is a Hill film is the soundtrack.
 

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Terrible. Just awful. Writing, acting, everything was bad. The writing and the delivery of the actors was horrific. If you thought The Last Stand was bad (I didn't), you will HATE this movie.

So disappointing since it was a Walter Hill film, but the only thing that actually tells you it is a Hill film is the soundtrack.

I thought this movie was cheesy fun, and the Last Stand was godawful. The difference? Bullet to the Head didn't try to take itself seriously and the Last Stand did.
 

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I thought this movie was cheesy fun, and the Last Stand was godawful. The difference? Bullet to the Head didn't try to take itself seriously and the Last Stand did.

Huh? Sure it did. There was absolutely NO humor in Bullet to the Head, whereas The Last Stand had a bunch. Maybe not quite successful humor, but certainly Arnold one-liners all through it. I'm wondering how you could possibly consider Bullet to be cheesy fun. It wasn't fun, and it was nowhere near cheesy. :)

The Asian cop in Bullet was so bad at his delivery, it took me out of the story, which was pretty awful to begin with.
 

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Huh? Sure it did. There was absolutely NO humor in Bullet to the Head, whereas The Last Stand had a bunch. Maybe not quite successful humor, but certainly Arnold one-liners all through it. I'm wondering how you could possibly consider Bullet to be cheesy fun. It wasn't fun, and it was nowhere near cheesy. :)

The Asian cop in Bullet was so bad at his delivery, it took me out of the story, which was pretty awful to begin with.
Haha, Last Stand Lover. The fact that you bothered to watch this almost trumps my love for the terrible Transformer movies. :)
 

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Haha, Last Stand Lover. The fact that you bothered to watch this almost trumps my love for the terrible Transformer movies. :)

FAIL

It's a Schwarzenegger movie. I'll watch any Schwarzenegger movie, even the bad ones. Michael Bay, though, has bad movies that are difficult to watch--you know, like Transformers 2.
 

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FAIL

It's a Schwarzenegger movie. I'll watch any Schwarzenegger movie, even the bad ones. Michael Bay, though, has bad movies that are difficult to watch--you know, like Transformers 2.
2 was not even the worst one.

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I thought this movie was cheesy fun, and the Last Stand was godawful. The difference? Bullet to the Head didn't try to take itself seriously and the Last Stand did.

wha? Last Stand was like a Road Runner-Wily Coyote cartoon. I felt like that movie knew exactly what it was and didn't take anything seriously, as opposed to Bullet which was beyond dreadful.
 
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