During the offseason instead of studying the playbook, Duece was reading the Harry Potter series and thought he was playing Quiditch and could catch the Snitch.
"Deuce trys out for a real-time theatical play of the video game Donkey Kong"
meanwhile on the other side of the field the Amazing Q balances the entire world on his shoulders imitating Atlas with hurt hamstrings (or that is what he says) and all while all the rookies look on in awe, though such behavior is commonplace to the veterans who have been around Q for a while and it goes unnoticed to them and... the FO