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[AZZenny]

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the
ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man
groaned. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
clasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently
took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put
her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and
asked, 'How does that feel'?




He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.

 

[PHXSportsFan4]

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the
ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man
groaned. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
clasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently
took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put
her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and
asked, 'How does that feel'?




He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.

That was genious... You just made my day that was hilarious

 

[Southpaw]

I gotta go pee pee.

 

[AzCards21]

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the
ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man
groaned. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
clasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently
took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put
her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and
asked, 'How does that feel'?




He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.

I don't come to the baseball forum often but that made the trip well worth it.

 

[PHXSportsFan4]

I nominate that as one of the greatest posts on this site ever for at least the comedy category... That was a clever little story and quite funny.

 

[Skkorpion]

Great stuff Zenny.

 

[BC867]

Was that the same woman who went hiking on a first date? A snake bit her friend on the penis, and he was writhing in pain.

She urgently sought out a doctor for advice and he told her she would have to suck out the venom to save his life.

She went back to her friend, who asked, "What did the doctor say?"

She answered, "He said, 'I'm afraid you're going to die.'"

(Yes, I changed it a little to fit your post, Zenny.)