"In following with the recommendation from the Surgeon General, the league will now institute a peer to peer prostate examination program. As part of the NBA’s global community outreach initiative NBA Cares, the examination program will soon be expanded to the community. The NBA, it's Faaaannn-tastic!!"
"A member of the Phoenix Suns practices ventriloquism with the new Smush Parker 'Marionette'. And now Smush will say hello while Shawn drinks a glass of water..."
Yeah,tootsie roll
Let me see that tootsie roll
Get up and roll just make that tootsie roll To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right
To the front, to the front, to the back, to the back
Now slide, slide baby slide, just slide baby slide
just slide baby slide, come on come on