Cardinal Haikus

[phillycard]

Okay gang I'm trying my hand at haikus to exorcise my frustration. (A friend of mine said it helps him relieve stress! LOL!!) You guys try it too. We'll see!


defense gives up 50
last week forsey gets 100
Bidwill checks his bank statement.

 

[schutd]

Are you not going by the standard 5 syllable, 7 syllable, 5 syllable rule?

Worst team in pro sports
That sound is my heart breaking
Different year, same end

 

[phillycard]

OH YEAH!! I forgot that, but feel free to bend the rules!! LOL!!

 

[Mr.Dibbs]

Quan is just like beer
You need more of him each game
to watch the Cardinals

 

[phillycard]

redbirds embarrassed
more empty seats than full ones
how soon comes April?

 

[Ryanwb]

Kasper's jock to sniff
I dream about him at night
Why won't he call me?

 

[Redheart]

Originally posted by Ryanwb
Kasper's jock to sniff
I dream about him at night
Why won't he call me?

 

[MAKTEN]

Wendell Loves twinkies
We should pay him in ding dongs
D-Line is cream filled

 

[Krangodnzr]

Originally posted by Ryanwb
Kasper's jock to sniff
I dream about him at night
Why won't he call me?

I miss you Jake P
The love we shared will not die
give me a kiss sweet prince

 

[MAKTEN]

Quan is da miz-an
We must make him the pliz-an
Draft Eli Miz-nan-ning

 

[schutd]

Sunday at the bar
I got laughed out the place
But the Broncos won

 

[Ryanwb]

College Stadium
Other teams fans in our place
Will it ever change?

 

[Redheart]

Slipping through my hand
Years and money leave on red wing
Mail brings renewal

 

[Ryanwb]

I don't like the Cards
But I still post on this board
My life really sucks

 

[Redheart]

******** and bone head
One gone, one waits for sunset
Bevis and friend stay

 

[Cards Czar]

I am a hardcore Cardinal fan
You gotta love me
Please dont stone me


Navy Mike

 

[maddogkf]

Our team really sucks
What kind of curse is on us
We lose every year

 

[maddogkf]

Quan Big Bang Boldin
He is a breath of fresh air
For this crummy team

 

[100%CardsFan]

The cheerleaders are hot
The Cardinals are not
I am horny

 

[maddogkf]

Originally posted by 100%CardsFan
The cheerleaders are hot
The Cardinals are not
I am horny

Dude - good substance, wrong format

5-7-5

 

[maddogkf]

Originally posted by 100%CardsFan
The cheerleaders are hot
The Cardinals are not
I am horny

How 'bout:

Cheerleaders are hot
The A Z Cardinals are not
Oooh I am horny

 

[Renz]

I'm Dave McGinnis
My team has raised the white flag
Goodbye Cardinal fans

 

[Renz]

No right cornerback
David Barrett, "Where are you?"
So long, big contract.

 

[Dback Jon]

Definately need
Roethlisberger or Manning
To throw to Big Q

 

[100%CardsFan]

Originally posted by maddogkf
How 'bout:

Cheerleaders are hot
The A Z Cardinals are not
Oooh I am horny

Thank you .That is $$