Cardinaltown - A Tribute To Fans

[Sir Donald]

I adopted this from John Kenneth Clarke's 1981 poem "Chickentown".

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[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Cardinaltown[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']our fricking Sherriff’s fricking mad[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']the fricking fans are getting bad[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']the fricking Eagles fricking swine[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']three points in Vegas on the line[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']no fricking seats no fricking way[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']I can’t afford to fricking pay[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']my fricking scalper can’t be found[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']anywhere in cardinaltown[/FONT]
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[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']this fricking scene is fricking sad[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']the fricking news is fricking bad[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']all fricking tickets fricking sold[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']in six minutes I was told[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']the fricking owner’s fricking lame[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']he’s the fricking frick to blame[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']if my fricking cable’s down[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']for the game in cardinaltown[/FONT]
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[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']fricking Anquan’s face got whacked[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']his fricking hammy’s fricking jacked[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']fricking Boldin has to play[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Eagles defense must fricking pay[/FONT]
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[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']our fricking QB’s fricking old[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']he’s fricking won the fricking gold[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']got the ring while on the Rams[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']I fricking hope he fricking jams[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']two more fricking playoff games [/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']throws darts to Fitz wins fricking fame[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']that fricking cloud that’s fricking brown[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']will finally lift from cardinaltown[/FONT]
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[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']the fricking dome is fricking stacked[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']the fricking bars are fricking packed[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']with fricking girls and fricking guys[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']with fricking glory in their eyes[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']a fricking Eagle’s fan is smacked[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']eating his fricking cheesesteak snack[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']should have fricking stayed in Philly[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']now his bills will cost a milly[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']they beat that fricking green clad clown[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']this is fricking cardinaltown[/FONT]
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[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']this fricking day came fricking late[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']twenty fricking years fricking wait[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']we fricking lost but now we’re found[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']there will be champs in cardinaltown[/FONT]
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[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']this fricking joke is fricking done[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']the fricking banner will be won[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']the fricking boys will fricking dance[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']we fricking got one fricking chance[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']to fricking right the fricking wrongs[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']to fricking make those third and longs [/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']to fricking rack up those first downs[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']the time has come for cardinaltown[/FONT]