I myself am a big dog lover myself, having one boxer and five dobermans at the house. Hey, ask the Cards if they would like one of your dogs to pick up the kicking tee on kick offs and then you could train your dog to tackle return men. The dog would probably be cheaper than resigning gunner Martay Jenkins. Anyone know of a Great Dane or Russian Wolfhound willing to play DE?
6 dogs! Man, I would not wan't "scooper duty" at your house!
Bax (my golden) runs some mean routes and almost never drops the ball. He has a pretty good vertical. He has a little plastic football he likes to catch in mid-air.
He could prolly be signed for a box of biscuits with an 8-bone signing bonus.