Do you totally fart?

[Ryanwb]

Does certain foods make you fart? I think I could kill a small village of people if they fed me pinto beans and pizza

 

[Shane]

Does certain foods make you fart? I think I could kill a small village of people if they fed me pinto beans and pizza

Yup. Any milk or Ice Cream and watch out. Guess who's lactose intolerant?

 

[Heucrazy]

If I didn't fart in the morning my wife would probably think I was dead.

 

[Linderbee]

I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wish this thread wasn't in the "Food Forum".

 

[dreamcastrocks]

If I didn't fart in the morning my wife would probably think I was dead.

 

[Pariah]

What if I don't "totally" fart?

 

[Heucrazy]

What if I don't "totally" fart?

Then you should probably go wipe.

 

[Ryanwb]

What if I don't "totally" fart?

Colon impaction?

 

[Gee!]

What if I don't "totally" fart?

Then you should probably go wipe.

The opening is bigger? Mine says exit only.. But I live in Phoenix not Denver...