Dockett is just plain nuts.

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Is at Jury Duty right now, tweeting away...live..

Rule #1 don't talk with out a lawyer!!!! #2 all cases can be beat!!! #3 call Dockett to help plan!! #4 keep don't talk with out a Lawyer!!
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DARNELL DOCKETT @ddockett · 37m 37 minutes ago
I don't know if I'm sneaking on Twitter or just don't want them to know I'm tweeting. Either way they are looking at me. and Im like
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DARNELL DOCKETT @ddockett · 46m 46 minutes ago
I wish this guy would have told me what his intentions was, I could have helped him plan this out better to get away with it! #badplan
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DARNELL DOCKETT @ddockett · 50m 50 minutes ago
I wonder if they know I'm tweeting? Oh well, they shouldn't have selected me. They brung in this big ass police officer like gone scare me
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DARNELL DOCKETT @ddockett · 53m 53 minutes ago
The guy facing 15-20 yrs.... And what's crazy i see both sides. His and the law. If I tell yall what he "supposely" did yall be like DAMN.
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DARNELL DOCKETT @ddockett · 1h 1 hour ago
The lady ask me if I wanna be here.. I said hell no I rather be home. But I don't believe in death penalty and Im not racist. Can I go now?
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DARNELL DOCKETT @ddockett · 1h 1 hour ago
If I was in front of the juror Id be guilty it's not a secret. Only way I go to jail is protecting my family and me. I'd plead guilty!
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DARNELL DOCKETT @ddockett · 1h 1 hour ago
That's what I'm trying to do.. RT @Tamieand: @ddockett lol keep tweeting they gonna send you home !!
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DARNELL DOCKETT @ddockett · 1h 1 hour ago
The crazy part is the people who doing jury duty with me has already made there mind up on this guy & the situation. So do I really matter?
 

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man i love darnell docket. but this isn't smart on his part!!!
 
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He's still going at it too, I guess the court room brought in a pretty big guard, but Dockett isn't flinching. :D
 

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Aaaand.... he just hit "epic" with the double-parked tweet. That didn't take long.
 
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They have no idea Im am double parked in a handicap spot out side this court house in a 450k car with a registered pistol. Who am I to judge

I just told this guy Im hungry and he's like I can't leave.. wtf U mean I can't eat! Ok watch this. Im gonna order pizza off this app! F.U.!
 
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I have yet to see the guy that is accused but def seen his pics. He look like one of my boys but I'm not sure. I hope I get kicked out!

You don't scare me big guy!! Cut that mean mug off your face! I whip guys ass like you for a living!
 

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They have no idea Im am double parked in a handicap spot out side this court house in a 450k car with a registered pistol. Who am I to judge

I just told this guy Im hungry and he's like I can't leave.. wtf U mean I can't eat! Ok watch this. Im gonna order pizza off this app! F.U.!

There's a Jimmy John's right across the street.
 
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Now he's taking live pictures, latest tweet:

I just walked in to another court room . Look at this guy ball spot.. He should be getting judged too!! #guilty
 

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They have no idea Im am double parked in a handicap spot out side this court house in a 450k car with a registered pistol. Who am I to judge

I just told this guy Im hungry and he's like I can't leave.. wtf U mean I can't eat! Ok watch this. Im gonna order pizza off this app! F.U.!


LOL!!! man.. dockett is classic. that is funny as ****

he's going to get arrested if he keeps this up tho..
 

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i wish i was on jury duty with him. would be worth the trip to phoenix
 
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We should show up with a pizza for DD, I can wear my pizza boy porn costume, it should do the trick.

I think he just read my tweet.. :D

I'm going back into this discussion, brb! Pizza on the way. Gonna look at the details more, and give my opinion. They ask me to speak. wtf
 

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LOL!!! man.. dockett is classic. that is funny as ****

he's going to get arrested if he keeps this up tho..

This just in from ESPN:

"And the problems among NFL players continue. Today Darnell Dockett of the Arizona Cardinals was arrested for tweeting live while on jury duty. Reports from Phoenix are that the D.A. was pissed when he learned Dockett was the owner of a $450K car while he drove to the courthouse in a KIA."
 
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This just in from ESPN:

"And the problems among NFL players continue. Today Darnell Dockett of the Arizona Cardinals was arrested for tweeting live while on jury duty. Reports from Phoenix are that the D.A. was pissed to learn Docket was the owner of a $450K car while he drove to the courthouse in a KIA."

:biglaugh:
 

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This just in from ESPN:

"And the problems among NFL players continue. Today Darnell Dockett of the Arizona Cardinals was arrested for tweeting live while on jury duty. Reports from Phoenix are that the D.A. was pissed when he learned Dockett was the owner of a $450K car while he drove to the courthouse in a KIA."


he was pissed? dockett is a pro athlete, what would he EXPECT him to be driving? you chose the life of a DA stiff, don't be upset with the car you drive
 
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he was pissed? dockett is a pro athlete, what would he EXPECT him to be driving? you chose the life of a DA stiff, don't be upset with the car you drive

I think Dems is just having some fun with the keyboard. :D
 
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I've watched his follower count go from 188k to 189k within the last 20 minutes. :D

EDIT: 190k
 
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:D

Not as much fun as I'm having reading Dockett's tweets.

What's funny to me is how they selected him for Jury Duty, I mean he has had this same "bio" on Twitter for months and it reads, clear as day:

Ex criminal who turned nothing to something. FSU & AZ cardinals is my squad, and #90 is who I be. I don't not free base cocaine. Crime pays!
 

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