There's a comedian who has a bit about how Wilt must not have been the stud he claimed to be, otherwise there'd be several dozen of his kids playing in the NBA.
"We're coming back to you live from the NBA All-Star game. Chamberlain inbounds to Chamberlain, who passes to Chamberlain on the wing. Shot by Chamberlain, who missed it badly. Rebound Chamberlain . . . tries to put it back up, but the shot is blocked by Chamberlain. Outlet to Chamberlain on the break. He's got Chamberlain under the basket, and he slams it home!"