Fact: Cards Have Power to Raise Dead

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As you can see from Brian Westbrook's reanimated corpse running all over us.

I guess that maybe Paris Lenon isn't a very good football player, after all. We have a total of 0 NFL-caliber linebackers.
 

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ha... my friend just texted me from Frisco to see if I was enjoying the Westbrook show and I responded: What? You didn't realize the Cardinals D nickname was The Re-Animators!
 

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Great, we'll just dub this season Zombie Apocalypse. Funny how we can return washed up players and franchises of their glory days and remind the Saints of their 'Aints days.
 

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As you can see from Brian Westbrook's reanimated corpse running all over us.

I guess that maybe Paris Lenon isn't a very good football player, after all. We have a total of 0 NFL-caliber linebackers.

Yeah I've been keying in on him a lot tonight, and he is consistently out of position, a step slow, and cannot fill gaps effectively.

Despite some of the big plays he has made this year, Lenon is nothing more than camp fodder or a back up player that you dread having on the field.
 

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Yes...

Matt Hasselbeck
Brett Favre
Brian Westbrook

All washed up players who looked young this year against the Cards.
 

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Westbrook= Vinny Testaverde tonight! Remeber in 05 (i think it was 05 or 07).
 
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Someone left on our schedule should sign Edge James to give us the double whammy--washed up former Cardinals who tears us up.
 

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Don't forget all the coaches we make look good. Probably just bought Singletary enough time to make it the rest of the season, your welcome Mike.
 

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Yeah I've been keying in on him a lot tonight, and he is consistently out of position, a step slow, and cannot fill gaps effectively.

Despite some of the big plays he has made this year, Lenon is nothing more than camp fodder or a back up player that you dread having on the field.

Which begs the question, why is Daryl (Defensive Rookie of the Year) on the bench?

Either Hayes and Lenon have to be the worst combination of 3-4 ILBs in the NFL or our defensive scheme is the worst in the NFL.

Offensive linemen have time to double team our Dlinemen and still are able to release and block Hayes and Lenon. :bang:
 

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In this game, Westbrook is halfway to his rushing total from all of last year. This is with 10:40 left in the 4th.
 
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Yeah I've been keying in on him a lot tonight, and he is consistently out of position, a step slow, and cannot fill gaps effectively.

Despite some of the big plays he has made this year, Lenon is nothing more than camp fodder or a back up player that you dread having on the field.

The only players who might be worse are Bryan Robinson (pushed three yards out of the play on Westbrook's TD run) or Joey Porter (getting PWN3D by a backup LT, getting arm tackles broken by WRs, generally sucking).

I'm sorry, but responsibility for this goes up and down the chain of command. I'm not sure who thought this roster would be close to even competitive.
 

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The only players who might be worse are Bryan Robinson (pushed three yards out of the play on Westbrook's TD run) or Joey Porter (getting PWN3D by a backup LT, getting arm tackles broken by WRs, generally sucking).

I'm sorry, but responsibility for this goes up and down the chain of command. I'm not sure who thought this roster would be close to even competitive.

Shaneh and 40yearfan are two I can think of off the top of my head. As soon as I can find it since I blew my top on the 3rd and 15 run up the middle against that ridiculous college 3-8 defensive alignment Davis loves so much.



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Ahhh...this feels more like being a Cardinals fan. Now if we can just get 40 sticking up for the team, and Nidan for the front office, it'll be retro cards day!:D

It was much more fun when we were actually half decent for a couple years. I'm really not looking forward to the coming years of not caring about the NFL season halfway through the year, and discussing our next top 10 pick. :(
 

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Ahhh...this feels more like being a Cardinals fan. Now if we can just get 40 sticking up for the team, and Nidan for the front office, it'll be retro cards day!:D

It was much more fun when we were actually half decent for a couple years. I'm really not looking forward to the coming years of not caring about the NFL season halfway through the year, and discussing our next top 10 pick. :(
Just go to the official team MB. There's a huge contingent of kool aid drinkers and Stepfords there.
 

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Sorry, that doesn't matter.

Why doesn't it? Warner was hurt. Leinart was already out for the season but we still led that game 10-9 at the half. Then Vinny hit Smith on that long TD and the rest is history. But we were on our 3rd QB that season and a bad QB at that.
 

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Why doesn't it? Warner was hurt. Leinart was already out for the season but we still led that game 10-9 at the half. Then Vinny hit Smith on that long TD and the rest is history. But we were on our 3rd QB that season and a bad QB at that.
Still lost to Vinny.
 

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yeah, this is a very familiar feeling...

Ahhh...this feels more like being a Cardinals fan. Now if we can just get 40 sticking up for the team, and Nidan for the front office, it'll be retro cards day!:D

It was much more fun when we were actually half decent for a couple years. I'm really not looking forward to the coming years of not caring about the NFL season halfway through the year, and discussing our next top 10 pick. :(

...and I really didn't miss this feeling at all....winning playoff games was so exciting....FFFFFFF......
 
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