Fred Willard Arrested for Lewd Conduct

[Brian in Mesa]

Fred Willard Arrested for Lewd Conduct

http://www.tmz.com/2012/07/19/fred-willard-arrested-masturbating/

Fred Willard was arrested for lewd conduct last night in Hollywood when police allegedly caught him with his pants down in an adult movie theater.

According to law enforcement sources, LAPD undercover vice officers went into the Tiki Theater in Hollywood and found the 78-year-old "Anchorman" star watching last night's feature ... with his penis exposed and in his hand.

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Ironically, this is his next film: The Yank.

 

[Dback Jon]

 

[BigRedRage]

what else would you do at a porn theatre?

 

[Kel Varnsen]

Ironically, this is his next film: The Yank.

Too awesome to be true.

 

[Chris_Sanders]

Up next, police stake out college bars to find people publicly intoxicated.

 

[Chris_Sanders]

His defense should have been:

Sir, I am a method actor. You may have heard how Heath Ledger became the Joker by subsuming his life in the lore...

Well my next movie is "The Yank" and I am subsuming myself in yanking.

 

[PDXChris]

Ironically, this is his next film: The Yank.

That is a STROKE of genius. I heard it was going to be a tear JERKER. I heard Fred went back today and they told him to BEAT IT.

I got nothing, but this does remind me of a story a buy name Brody Bruce once told on a game show.


Read at your own risk, NSFW

Spoiler

Brandie: Second suitor, would you ever make whoopie in public?
Brodie: I already did once today! But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their penises or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
Gill: Well, did he #$%, or what?
Brodie: Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

 

[thirty-two]

LOL! Get it, Fred!

 

[PDXChris]

What a STICKY situation to be in.

 

[NJCardFan]

Question: The guy had made a lot of money acting. He doesn't have a computer and broadband at his house so he can beat off to free porn?

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Getting it up at 78. You'd think they'd want to shake his hand...err...maybe not that hand. Might want to give him a medal though.

 

[Gaddabout]

Hey, wha' happened?!

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[PDXChris]

Looks like Fred GOT OFF.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/07/fred-willard-must-get-counseling-to-avoid-lewd-conduct-charges.html