Friggin hilarious - Texas A&M Cotton Bowl Tix fiasco

[maddogkf]

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[thirty-two]

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roflmao

 

[BigRedVol]

How in the heck did that make it up on the sooner board LMAO. We've been talking about that since last week on the Vols board. Vols fans and Aggie fans have united on this deal. Her picture is well posted up everywhere. If she dares shows up at the cotton bowl, she is going to get killed!!! Not by me, I aint going to Dallas, but by some of the Vols and Aggies fans that have her marked with a great big X on her head. Before I clicked on your link, I thought, oh NO, not the "Listeater"

I'm pulling up some funny as heck threads that both Vols and Aggies are having fun with, check 'em out.........

"Are Texas Women All Like Listeater"
http://www.voltalk.com/board/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=19912&

"Listeater On The Loose In Texas"
http://www.voltalk.com/board/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=19939&

"Official Listeater Video"
http://www.voltalk.com/board/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=19936&

"The Tale Of The Listeater" this one is the bomb!!!
http://www.voltalk.com/board/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=19870&

I hope that this is enough to get you ROTF

 

[BigRedVol]

The ListEater

How in the heck did that make it up on the sooner board LMAO. We've been talking about that since last week on the Vols board. Vols fans and Aggie fans have united on this deal. Her picture is well posted up everywhere. If she dares shows up at the cotton bowl, she is going to get killed!!! Not by me, I aint going to Dallas, but by some of the Vols and Aggies fans that have her marked with a great big X on her head. Before I clicked on your link, I thought, oh NO, not the "Listeater"

I'm pulling up some funny as heck threads that both Vols and Aggies are having fun with, check 'em out.........

"Are Texas Women All Like Listeater"
http://www.voltalk.com/board/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=19912&

"Listeater On The Loose In Texas"
http://www.voltalk.com/board/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=19939&

"Official Listeater Video"
http://www.voltalk.com/board/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=19936&

"The Tale Of The Listeater" this one is the bomb!!!
http://www.voltalk.com/board/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=19870&

I hope that this is enough to get you ROTF

Ms. 2005 Cotton Bowl Student Ticket Listeater

Bud Light presents real American heroes
(real American heroes)
Today we salute you, Ms. 2005 Cotton Bowl Student Ticket Listeater
(Ms. 2005 Cotton Bowl Student Ticket Listeater)
you stand your ground against the angry masses to get your tickets, because deep down you know you are right
(right with god...oh yeah...right with god)
carefully you stuffed that list in your mouth as if it was coated with chocolate frosting
(you could have had a donut)
As others looked on in sheer horror and amazement, you swallowed hard and ruined nights of dedication
(all girls should swallow)
And even though you a carry a few extra pounds, you tossed those concerns aside and devoured that slice of paper fiber goodness
(bring on Kobayashi)
so crack open an ice cold Bud Light Ms. 2005 Cotton Bowl Student Ticket Listeater, because thanks to you ticket window eight will now forever be remembered as ticket window "ate"
(Ms. 2005 Cotton Bowl Student Ticket Listeater)

 

[BigRedVol]

Ms. 2005 Cotton Bowl Student Ticket Listeater

Bud Light presents real American heroes
(real American heroes)
Today we salute you, Ms. 2005 Cotton Bowl Student Ticket Listeater
(Ms. 2005 Cotton Bowl Student Ticket Listeater)
you stand your ground against the angry masses to get your tickets, because deep down you know you are right
(right with god...oh yeah...right with god)
carefully you stuffed that list in your mouth as if it was coated with chocolate frosting
(you could have had a donut)
As others looked on in sheer horror and amazement, you swallowed hard and ruined nights of dedication
(all girls should swallow)
And even though you a carry a few extra pounds, you tossed those concerns aside and devoured that slice of paper fiber goodness
(bring on Kobayashi)
so crack open an ice cold Bud Light Ms. 2005 Cotton Bowl Student Ticket Listeater, because thanks to you ticket window eight will now forever be remembered as ticket window "ate"
(Ms. 2005 Cotton Bowl Student Ticket Listeater)

Bump.

GO VOLS