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Arizona Cardinals: Durant Brooks, P, Georgia Tech
There's some speculation as to how the Cardinals are in cap trouble, but no one's positive. At least they weren't sure until Chris Mortensen leaked his latest gossip on ESPN.
"There's some news coming out of Arizona that the team's fans aren't going to like," Mortensen gossiped. "Apparently, $10 million of the Cardinals' cap space was used on owner Bill Bidwill's own personal theme park. Another $8 million was spent on a gold statue of Bidwill outside his mansion. And Bidwill pays some pool boy named Arturo $5 million a year. I don't know what that's all about."
Bidwill was unavailable for comment, as he was spending a few hundred thousand of the franchise's cap space on a cruise.
(Church Lady) Isn't that precious.
There's some speculation as to how the Cardinals are in cap trouble, but no one's positive. At least they weren't sure until Chris Mortensen leaked his latest gossip on ESPN.
"There's some news coming out of Arizona that the team's fans aren't going to like," Mortensen gossiped. "Apparently, $10 million of the Cardinals' cap space was used on owner Bill Bidwill's own personal theme park. Another $8 million was spent on a gold statue of Bidwill outside his mansion. And Bidwill pays some pool boy named Arturo $5 million a year. I don't know what that's all about."
Bidwill was unavailable for comment, as he was spending a few hundred thousand of the franchise's cap space on a cruise.
(Church Lady) Isn't that precious.
Thanks, Vermont. Not bad reading. A few of those were quite astute.
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Thanks for posting. This http://walterfootball.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13659&postcount=1 and this http://walterfootball.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13799&postcount=18 were by far the best parts.
C'mon cfm. Those gals are underage.
Of course at my age, anyone under 50 is underage.
