Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

[Brian in Mesa]

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

Release Date: January 25, 2013 (3D/2D theaters and IMAX)
Studio: Paramount Pictures
Director: Tommy Wirkola
Screenwriter: Dante Harper, Tommy Wirkola
Starring: Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Famke Janssen, Peter Stormare, Derek Mears, Thomas Mann
Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
MPAA Rating: R (for strong fantasy horror violence and gore, brief sexuality/nudity and language)
Website: HanselandGretelmovie.com

Plot Summary: After getting a taste for blood as children, Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and Gretel (Gemma Arterton) have become the ultimate vigilantes, hell bent on retribution. Now, unbeknownst to them, Hansel and Gretel have become the hunted, and must face an evil far greater than witches...their past.

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[Shane]

Saw this last night! Absolutely awesome! Great creepy looking witches! Superb special effects, action and wonderful in 3D! It was witty and funnt! Quite gory too! Super fun movie!

 

[Gee!]

Looks stupid..

 

[Stout]

This was a romping, awesome cheese fest from beginning to end. Aside from how fun the movie was, Gemma Arterton (sp?) is very easy on the eyes...and naked redheads ALWAYS make the movie better

 

[Chris_Sanders]

I thought it was cheesy fun. Sort of like Army of Darkness without Bruce Campbell.

 

[BigRedRage]

This was a romping, awesome cheese fest from beginning to end. Aside from how fun the movie was, Gemma Arterton (sp?) is very easy on the eyes...and naked redheads ALWAYS make the movie better

I thought it was cheesy fun. Sort of like Army of Darkness without Bruce Campbell.

Wait - nudity and a comparison to army of darkness? This just became a must see for me.

 

[Stout]

Wait - nudity and a comparison to army of darkness? This just became a must see for me.

 

[Gee!]

Wait - nudity and a comparison to army of darkness? This just became a must see for me.

Isn't hansel and gretel a kids story? How did nudity get in this movie.. Now this movie just seems really creepy..

 

[Chris_Sanders]

Isn't hansel and gretel a kids story? How did nudity get in this movie.. Now this movie just seems really creepy..

The adults on the movie poster with giant weapons didn't make you get that it isn't the kids story?

 

[Gee!]

The adults on the movie poster with giant weapons didn't make you get that it isn't the kids story?

I get that.. But isnt this a remake of a childrens story? It just seems creepy..

 

[BigRedRage]

Isn't hansel and gretel a kids story? How did nudity get in this movie.. Now this movie just seems really creepy..

The adults on the movie poster with giant weapons didn't make you get that it isn't the kids story?

I get that.. But isnt this a remake of a childrens story? It just seems creepy..

Alice in wonderland was a fkd up book adapted into a childrens movie.

Same with Willy Wonka.

Taking a basic theme of a childrens movie and sayiong "now they are all grown up" and send them packing shotguns and blowing up monsters is a-ok to me.

Nothing creepy about it. We grew up too.

 

[UncleChris]

...We grew up too.

I didn't!!!!

 

[Bada0Bing]

Saw this last night! Absolutely awesome! Great creepy looking witches! Superb special effects, action and wonderful in 3D! It was witty and funnt! Quite gory too! Super fun movie!

Yeah, fun movie. The last 20 minutes were kinda dumb, but I enjoyed it for what it was.

 

[Bert]

I get that.. But isnt this a remake of a childrens story? It just seems creepy..

Most of what you think were childrens stories were super messed up in the original telling and were made to be kid friendly by Disney and Mother Goose.
Plus Hansel and Gretel is a story about two kids who get abducted by a murderous, cannibalistic witch who then survive by counter-murdering her by burning her alive in her own oven.

 

[Covert Rain]

This was not a good movie. Definitely not the worst I have ever seen but it wasn't good either. Some of the FX were cool and some were cheese. Sucks because I thought the concept was pretty cool.