How do you know the Miami Dolphins' season is really wretched?

Southpaw

Provocateur aka Wallyburger
Supporting Member
Joined
Nov 17, 2003
Posts
39,818
Reaction score
3,410
Location
The urban swamp
Never mind getting better players.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/local_news/epaper/2007/10/24/a2a_jose_1024.html#

Few celebs coming in on Dolphins' dime
By Jose Lambiet

Palm Beach Post Columnist

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

How do you know the Miami Dolphins' season is really wretched?


When the team is willing to pay some of the beautiful people to come to the stadium — and few are taking the offer.

Oscar nominee Terrence Howard dresses the part — as a fan of the winless Dolphins — while sitting with daughter Heaven in a luxury box during Sunday's game against the Patriots.

The 'Fins quietly started a new program this year to create a buzz where their football doesn't — by stacking the stands with A-listers.

For that, the team hired local NFL Alumni Association PR Director Doris Porter, wife of former Colts linebacker Ron Porter, and gave her a budget to pay the celebs' expenses, including flights, rooms at a five-star resort, lunch money and Dolphins garb.

If a Left Coast entertainment big wants to bring a posse, those bills can reach well into five figures, she said. "When you think the Dolphins invested $300 million into the stadium, that's a nominal amount of money to entice people to come," Porter said.

The boldfacers' only job, meanwhile, is to wave at the crowd when the Jumbotron focuses on them, agree to radio and TV appearances and be nice.

Yet, even if it's never been a problem for the NBA's Miami Heat to pack the likes of Palm Beach troubadour Jimmy Buffett courtside and charge them a premium, giving it away has been an uphill battle for the well-Rolodexed Porter — and it's not getting any easier.

She scored her biggest coup at Sunday's debacle against the New England Patriots. And even then, while Oscar nominee and rising star Terrence Howard (The Brave One, Crash) flew from New York on the Fins' dime, the Pats' contingent included Matt Dillon (Crash, Wild Things), Matt Damon (The Bourne Identity) and supermodel Gisele Bundchen, QB Tom Brady's honey.

"Well, I'm sure it'd be easier if we were 7-0," Porter said. "But hopefully, we'll get many more big names."

Compounded with the team's losing streak is some of the higher-ups' hesitation when it comes to more controversial characters. Porter has reached out to the likes of trainwreck Britney Spears, her ex baby-making accomplice, Kevin Federline, and the oft-rehabbed Lindsay Lohan, but has been overruled.

"Understandably, Mr. Huizenga (Dolphins owner H. Wayne) is very image-conscious," Porter said.

Other things that went wrong: Texas hunk Matthew McConaughey (Sahara) was supposed to be here Sunday but demanded a private jet, and rap mogul Diddy said he'd be at the home opener against Dallas in September but never showed up.

"It's a full-time job," said Porter, who brought in Cane star Eddie Matos and singer Carlos Ponce earlier this season. "I spend my time dealing with the publicists and making sure every detail is just right."

She's already working on the last few games. If all goes well, soccer star David Beckham could be watching his first U.S. football game at Dolphin Stadium. Also on deck for December: former tennis star Anna Kournikova and MTV-generation icon Lauren Conrad (The Hills).

Said Carol Henderson, Dolphins director of sales: "It's something fans enjoy. Everybody wants to be where celebrities are, including at our games."
 
Last edited:
OP
OP
Southpaw

Southpaw

Provocateur aka Wallyburger
Supporting Member
Joined
Nov 17, 2003
Posts
39,818
Reaction score
3,410
Location
The urban swamp
BTW, even though season ticket sales guarantee sell outs, the place is half full, gametime.
 

Mulli

...
Supporting Member
Joined
Jul 16, 2004
Posts
52,529
Reaction score
4,601
Location
Generational
Is this one of the "suggestions" Huizenga got when he asked the media for help?
 

football karma

Michael snuggles the cap space
Joined
Jul 22, 2002
Posts
15,204
Reaction score
14,148
heck--

Matty has one upped them for the Cardinals already -- and our B list celebs paid their own way
 

ARZCardinals

ASFN Lifer
Joined
Mar 22, 2005
Posts
4,151
Reaction score
699
Location
Behind you
Why would someone go to a game because a celebrity is there watching in the box seats? I could care less who's at a Cards game, I'm there to watch it for myself...not to be seen...not to look at others...

Pathetic if any fan goes because those fools are there.
 

sw3j

Newbie
Joined
Jan 4, 2004
Posts
36
Reaction score
0
Why would someone go to a game because a celebrity is there watching in the box seats? I could care less who's at a Cards game, I'm there to watch it for myself...not to be seen...not to look at others...

Pathetic if any fan goes because those fools are there.

It is most likely an image boost and not about seeing the person at the game.

The Dolphins can say, "Hey we are THE ticket in Miami, look at all the stars that came to our games this year."

There will be some people out there that say, "Hey, this A-Lister went to the game, it must be fun."

It's along the same lines of entertainers endorsing products. People think, "Hey Tiger Woods drives a Pontiac, they must be a good car."
 

Mulli

...
Supporting Member
Joined
Jul 16, 2004
Posts
52,529
Reaction score
4,601
Location
Generational
If this team was in another city, it would be absurd to do that. But since it is Miami, I can see what they were trying to do.
 

Totally_Red

Air Raid Warning!
Joined
Apr 26, 2005
Posts
8,843
Reaction score
4,658
Location
Iowa
You'd think they'd be able to get Don Johnson, or is he "yesterday."
 

Brian in Mesa

Advocatus Diaboli
Super Moderator
Moderator
Supporting Member
Joined
May 13, 2002
Posts
72,454
Reaction score
23,827
Location
Killjoy Central
How do you know the Miami Dolphins' season is really wretched?

When Wild Card goes months without comparing the Cards to his Dolphins.

The guy even has Warner as his avatar.

Next thing you know he'll get off his couch and go to a game! :shock:
 

FightOnCards

Newbie
Joined
Oct 17, 2007
Posts
24
Reaction score
0
heck--

Matty has one upped them for the Cardinals already -- and our B list celebs paid their own way

Hey - I think Demi Moore is A list.

BTW, I thought this was going to one of those really funny threads, where you guys use your imaginations to entertain the board during the bye week.

Like,
Q: How do you know the Miami Dolphins season is really wretched?
A: Because re-runs of "My Mother the Car' get higher tv ratings than their game broadcasts.

Only funny.
 

earthsci

That Rapscallion!!
LEGACY MEMBER
Joined
May 13, 2002
Posts
8,300
Reaction score
1
Location
Phoenix
When Wild Card goes months without comparing the Cards to his Dolphins.

The guy even has Warner as his avatar.

Next thing you know he'll get off his couch and go to a game! :shock:
Not until they are winners! He's what being a fan is all about.
 

Pariah

H.S.
Supporting Member
Joined
Feb 3, 2003
Posts
35,345
Reaction score
18
Location
The Aventine
I don't think that's a bad idea to garner interest in the team...make them "trendy." But, it's not going to help them win, and as we know, that's the only thing that will help ticket and schwag sales.
 

40yearfan

DEFENSE!!!!
Supporting Member
Joined
Feb 2, 2003
Posts
35,013
Reaction score
456
Location
Phoenix, AZ.
It is most likely an image boost and not about seeing the person at the game.

The Dolphins can say, "Hey we are THE ticket in Miami, look at all the stars that came to our games this year."

There will be some people out there that say, "Hey, this A-Lister went to the game, it must be fun."

It's along the same lines of entertainers endorsing products. People think, "Hey Tiger Woods drives a Pontiac, they must be a good car."

HERESY!!!!! Tiger drives a Buick.:D
 

Wild Card

Surfin' Bird
Joined
May 30, 2003
Posts
1,643
Reaction score
0
Location
Glendale, AZ
When Wild Card goes months without comparing the Cards to his Dolphins. The guy even has Warner as his avatar. Next thing you know he'll get off his couch and go to a game! :shock:

BIM:

I've been at both home openers in Glendale. And I had Matt Leinart as my avatar before Warner. Let's hope I don't have to switch to Tim Rattay before the season's over, eh?

WC
 
Last edited:

Wild Card

Surfin' Bird
Joined
May 30, 2003
Posts
1,643
Reaction score
0
Location
Glendale, AZ
Not until they are winners! He's what being a fan is all about.

Earthsci:

Maybe you've missed it, but the Dolphins haven't posted many Ws recently. If I were only interested in backing a winning team, neither the Fins nor the Cardinals would've been on my dance card for most of the last decade.

Nice effort with the cheap shot, though. :rolleyes:

WC
 
Last edited:

CtCardinals78

ASFN Addict
Joined
Nov 2, 2006
Posts
7,256
Reaction score
2
That is pathetic.
The Giants are using this type of marketing ploy as well. I remember watching the SNF against the Eagles this year and hottie Cameron Diaz was in the luxury box. Michaels made a comment on how the Giants ownership is starting to market to the A-listers as the hottest sports team.
 

Skkorpion

Grey haired old Bird
LEGACY MEMBER
Supporting Member
Joined
May 9, 2002
Posts
11,026
Reaction score
5
Location
Sun City, AZ
Always verbose sw3j has deigned to speak to us today. :notworthy This is his/her 22nd post since joining in 2004.

Hey fighton, Demi still rocks my boat too although I'd rather she undo the silly "augmentation."
 

Staff online

Forum statistics

Threads
552,091
Posts
5,395,391
Members
6,313
Latest member
50 year card fan
Top