I am going to pull a Deion Sanders here..

[EndZone]

I am sure that I could manage this team better than Rod Graves. Sure he made some great moves the past couple weeks. But those moves are no brainers. He continues to mis judge what is going to happen in the league and pass on it when it does happen.

This team has shown pure guts at times and with some better talent we would have a winning record.

 

[EndZone]

As proof I will use some Deion logic. I have managed 3 different fantasy football teams to league championships! I have read about many GM's in the paper. I can do this job!

 

[Brian in Mesa]

You are nominating yourself for the job?


I second the nomination.

 

[EndZone]

All in favor

and as GM of this team I plan to designate a section in the stands for anyone from this board who wants to sit together and a red carpet halftime meeting place...with dare I say it...FREE BEER!

 

[RugbyMuffin]

Originally posted by EndZone
As proof I will use some Deion logic. I have managed 3 different fantasy football teams to league championships! I have read about many GM's in the paper. I can do this job!

What up man?

Nice to be back isn't it!

Can I be your fitness and agility coach?

Coach Muffin, " Davis, strap this car to your back and run up and down that hill!, Clements reach for your toes and don't look up untill you get there, Wilson go study your play book and get smarter!"

Sweet!

 

[EndZone]

Originally posted by RugbyMuffin
What up man?

Nice to be back isn't it!

Can I be your fitness and agility coach?

Coach Muffin, " Davis, strap this car to your back and run up and down that hill!, Clements reach for your toes and don't look up untill you get there, Wilson go study your play book and get smarter!"

Sweet!

Sure your hired....or you could be the "Smack some sense into that guy" engineer. *Slap* Hey Blake why didn't you throw that away instead of take the 12 yard loss?

 

[CardLogic]

Come'n EndZone, I want to be the "Slap some sense into that guy" engineer!

Here's my resume:

 

[EndZone]

Originally posted by CardLogic
Come'n EndZone, I want to be the "Slap some sense into that guy" engineer!

Here's my resume:

I will put your resume on the list!

 

[Jttsaz]

I vote for you...but can I be the head coach?!

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

I've won numerous NFL Titles with the Phoenix/Arizona Cardinals Franchise in the follow video games:

Madden NFL Football, 96-current (PC, PSX, PS2, GameCube, Commodore-64)
Front Page Sports Football, 96-97 (PC)
Temco Super Bowl, I can't even count the ways (Nintendo 8-bit)

Understand, of course, these were all achieved without cheating.

I would accept any position as a coach or a scout.

 

[RugbyMuffin]

Originally posted by Cardinals.Ken
I've won numerous NFL Titles with the Phoenix/Arizona Cardinals Franchise in the follow video games:

Madden NFL Football, 96-current (PC, PSX, PS2, GameCube, Commodore-64)
Front Page Sports Football, 96-97 (PC)
Temco Super Bowl, I can't even count the ways (Nintendo 8-bit)

Understand, of course, these were all achieved without cheating.

I would accept any position as a coach or a scout.

Sign him up!

 

[EndZone]

Originally posted by Cardinals.Ken
I've won numerous NFL Titles with the Phoenix/Arizona Cardinals Franchise in the follow video games:

Madden NFL Football, 96-current (PC, PSX, PS2, GameCube, Commodore-64)
Front Page Sports Football, 96-97 (PC)
Temco Super Bowl, I can't even count the ways (Nintendo 8-bit)

Understand, of course, these were all achieved without cheating.

I would accept any position as a coach or a scout.

We are going to turn this beast around in no time flat!

 

[Pariah]

I've never once predicted the correct first play of the game. That is, my plays were correct, but sully failed to call them.

Can I be the OC?

 

[EndZone]

Originally posted by Pariah
I've never once predicted the correct first play of the game. That is, my plays were correct, but sully failed to call them.

Can I be the OC?

I am going to let my coach pick his own staff. Talk to Cardinals.Ken

 

[Krangodnzr]

Originally posted by Pariah
I've never once predicted the correct first play of the game. That is, my plays were correct, but sully failed to call them.

Can I be the OC?

My brother, ASFN sometimes poster, Redrage, is a master of determining what play we are going to run. He seems to get the play right almost 90% of the time. Granted he only occasionally predicts what play we are going to run, but when he does he is usually right.

 

[Redheart]

Originally posted by Krangthebrain
My brother, ASFN sometimes poster, Redrage, is a master of determining what play we are going to run. He seems to get the play right almost 90% of the time. Granted he only occasionally predicts what play we are going to run, but when he does he is usually right.

CardinalsKen...looks like we have a D coordinator here.

Endzone, I would like to apply for the lowly position of quality control and personal selection. Errr...that would be for the Cardinals Cheerleaders of course...

 

[deployed fan]

When I retire, can I be the cheerleaders equipment manager... I'll work cheap!

PPLLEEAAASSEEEE??????

 

[vince56]

Originally posted by Cardinals.Ken
Front Page Sports Football, 96-97 (PC)

Ken, wasn't that just the greatest game ever? The play editor was amazing. I wish they'd put features that deep into the new madden games. I still play FPS football '98 from time to time.

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

Originally posted by vince56
Ken, wasn't that just the greatest game ever? The play editor was amazing. I wish they'd put features that deep into the new madden games. I still play FPS football '98 from time to time.

It indeed was the best football title ever. It was just another case of a PC-only-title that couldn't keep up with the more popular console titles...

Ok, here's the coaching staff I have assembled so far:

Offensive Coordinator: Pariah
Defensive Coordinator: Redrage
Quality Control: Krangthebrain

So it looks like Pariah and Redrage can pick their position coaches now. If Krang likes them, then I will give them a look see.

Now if you will excuse me, I have some cheerleader auditions to conduct in my locked office...

 

[Pariah]

Originally posted by Krangthebrain
My brother, ASFN sometimes poster, Redrage, is a master of determining what play we are going to run. He seems to get the play right almost 90% of the time. Granted he only occasionally predicts what play we are going to run, but when he does he is usually right.

Determining which play the Cards are going to run and calling the "right" play are two wholly different things.

 

[EndZone]

Now if you will excuse me, I have some cheerleader auditions to conduct in my locked office...

Woa Woa Woa lets follow protocol. Cheerleaders must have their first behind locked doors meeting with the GM to verify they meet our.......personality standards.

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

Originally posted by EndZone
Woa Woa Woa lets follow protocol. Cheerleaders must have their first behind locked doors meeting with the GM to verify they meet our.......personality standards.

Well, well, well now...our first power struggle!

I coach this team, and I am the one on the field with the team...I get to pick the cheerleaders!

 

[RugbyMuffin]

Originally posted by Cardinals.Ken
Well, well, well now...our first power struggle!

I coach this team, and I am the one on the field with the team...I get to pick the cheerleaders!

The first contreversy is always the hardest.

BTW - As the strength and agility coach I must help the cheerleaders with there INTENSE stretching and cardio exercises!

 

[KingofCards]

I am expert heckler, I would be great as the PA Announcer! But only if I can drink in the booth.

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

Originally posted by KingofCards
I am expert heckler, I would be great as the PA Announcer! But only if I can drink in the booth.

DONE!

That is of course if our GM agrees.