I Guess It Could Be Worse

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We could be the Giants.

Dude, we ARE the giants, but worse - we won two meaningless games so they are going to get a better draft pick to pick their next Eli while we keep playing retread roulette. #Giantsareagoodorganization #cardsarenotstillbutmichaelguvesmehooeifmajorchangesaremade
 

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Dude, we ARE the giants, but worse - we won two meaningless games so they are going to get a better draft pick to pick their next Eli while we keep playing retread roulette. #Giantsareagoodorganization #cardsarenotstillbutmichaelguvesmehooeifmajorchangesaremade

Yep, it took everything we had to beat two other awful teams. I told my wife we can’t lose right either. I bet we win 3-4 more meaningless games to jack up our draft position
 
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How's this for possible irony. We trade our first round pick in the off season for Eli Manning. Don't think this is impossible.
 

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How's this for possible irony. We trade our first round pick in the off season for Eli Manning. Don't think this is impossible.
I'd be shocked if it was a first round pick. But I wouldn't be surprised to see us pursue him. But I also think the giants let him retire a giant. He would be their transition guy for the young stud they draft this year before us.
 

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Dude, we ARE the giants, but worse - we won two meaningless games so they are going to get a better draft pick to pick their next Eli while we keep playing retread roulette. #Giantsareagoodorganization #cardsarenotstillbutmichaelguvesmehooeifmajorchangesaremade

Damn you for stealing what was going to be my new thread :)
 

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We beat 2 winless teams in Overtime...Those 2 teams battled today and they even went to overtime. Yeah, we suck bad!
 

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Yes, I could have told all those Eagle fans at work that the Cardinals had a chance. Instead I started Philly QB in fantasy and told the Eagle fans Arizona gets killed going East....
 

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NY could legitimately beat us and SF, their defense has more play makers who could turn it around compared to ARZ & SF.
 

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How's this for possible irony. We trade our first round pick in the off season for Eli Manning. Don't think this is impossible.
A great big NO. I do not want to see us sign an older veteran QB that will tie up 15 million of our cap space. We need way to much to get back to respectable.
 

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We could be the Dolphins and have one of our coaches snorting coke on video.
 

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We could be the Dolphins and have one of our coaches snorting coke on video.

That could possibly help..... My guess is most of the coaching staff falls asleep 20 minutes into the game-plan.

That has to be it......right???

We have more talent than this dismal record shows... I think?
 

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we could be .... us

no worries about winning too many for a good draft spot
the only game on the schedule I think we even have a chance of winning (and I truly believe it will be a total coin flip) is the 9ers.

There is no one else we can beat
Tenn can beat us
Houston can beat us
even the Giants will have something figured out by then and beat us fairly handily
everyone else simply stomps us to the curb....

so a 2 (3 at the most win season) ... that should get us somewhere near the top of the draftboard, without even trying to tank (for all you purists out there).
 
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Yeah this just hit a few hours ago. How bizarre, who does that and films it?!
The same kind of person as someone who is a prospective 1st round draft pick who films himself smoking weed from a bong connected to a gas mask. In short, to quote Forrest Gump, stupid is as stupid does.
 
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