I Must Review a Movie

[Cardinals.Ken]

It's for my public speaking class. I have to basically review a movie as a 5-7 minute speech.

I was thinking "The Man With One Red Shoe"...any suggestions?

 

[Shane]

You're not funny so my suggestion is stay away from comedy

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Unlawful Entry or some other film with a bad cop in it.

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Serious choice:

The Gauntlet

Yes, because the main character is Ben Shockley

And because Frazetta did the poster art:

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[Cardinals.Ken]

You're not funny so my suggestion is stay away from comedy

Unlawful Entry or some other film with a bad cop in it.

Serious choice:

The Gauntlet

Yes, because the main character is Ben Shockley

And because Frazetta did the poster art:

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It's been years since I've seen it...it would be cool to see "old" Phoenix again. lol

 

[AzStevenCal]

It's for my public speaking class. I have to basically review a movie as a 5-7 minute speech.

I was thinking "The Man With One Red Shoe"...any suggestions?

You should do a review of The Guard. Then you can tell everyone about the greatest actor of our time, Brendan Gleeson. Okay, so maybe he isn't the greatest actor of our time but the guy just cracks me up. I think it would be easy to find 7 minutes worth of things to say about him and his role.

Steve

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Do a brand new release and spoil it for everyone.

(That happened in a class my wife was in - a guy spoiled The Sixth Sense for the entire class during its first week of release...)

 

[PDXChris]

It's for my public speaking class. I have to basically review a movie as a 5-7 minute speech.

I was thinking "The Man With One Red Shoe"...any suggestions?

Chasing Amy.....Just so you can can start with this, "What's a nubian?" and then talk about Archie and Jughead being gay.

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Chasing Amy.....Just so you can can start with this, "What's a nubian?" and then talk about Archie and Jughead being gay.

And...Finger Cuffs.

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[Gaddabout]

Spiderman 3.

It seems like the poetic hate would flow freely from your lips.

 

[puckhead]

Chasing Amy.....Just so you can can start with this, "What's a nubian?" and then talk about Archie and Jughead being gay.

Personally shake everyone's hand before the presentation.

edit: crap, that's Mallrats. OK, do Mallrats instead!

 

[PDXChris]

Personally shake everyone's hand before the presentation.

edit: crap, that's Mallrats. OK, do Mallrats instead!

Or he can do both together with Clerks and do it on the epic trilogy.

 

[Gaddabout]

Or he can do both together with Clerks and do it on the epic trilogy.

What, like in the back of a Volkswagen?

Oh wait. That didn't work there ...

 

[Mulli]

Review one of the Transformers. Would be a hoot!

 

[PDXChris]

What, like in the back of a Volkswagen?

Oh wait. That didn't work there ...

Exaclty, we are writing Kens presentation for him.

Then he can compare it to Star Wars;



Episodes IV, V, VI = Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy
First three of each = Awesome

Episodes 1, II, II = Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks 2
Second three of each = Lame

 

[puckhead]

Or he can do both together with Clerks and do it on the epic trilogy.

You are a problem solver, good sir.

 

[Gaddabout]

Then he can compare it to Start Wars

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[PDXChris]

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[MigratingOsprey]

The Big Lebowski

You can explain what happens when you **** a stranger in the *** (find a stranger in the alps for all you TV edit folks)

You can close the review with "the dude abides"

If anyone doesn't like you expressing your viewpoint you can let them know that you had buddies die face down in the muck so we could all sit and participate in this public speaking class ...... or simply offer, that's just like your opinion man

 

[Stout]

As long as you don't stinkpalm anyone.

 

[AzStevenCal]

The Big Lebowski

You can explain what happens when you **** a stranger in the *** (find a stranger in the alps for all you TV edit folks)

You can close the review with "the dude abides"

If anyone doesn't like you expressing your viewpoint you can let them know that you had buddies die face down in the muck so we could all sit and participate in this public speaking class ...... or simply offer, that's just like your opinion man

And then, piss on their rug.

Steve

 

[Stout]

And then, piss on their rug.

Steve

It really tied the room together.

 

[AzStevenCal]

It really tied the room together.

Am I wrong?

The great thing about that movie is all the quotable lines. The bad thing about the movie is so few of those quotes can be made without liberal use of the asterisk.

Steve

 

[Mulli]

As long as you don't stinkpalm anyone.

Never goes away

 

[DemsMyBoys]

It's for my public speaking class.

You know about the "picture everyone naked" thing, don't you?