This is my first attempt at a Mock Draft - I am unwilling to listen to any criticism, so I will place anyone who does on "Ignore".
1) Raiders - They need a QB and love Heisman winners, so I say Troy Smith.
2) Detroit - Millen loves WR's with collarbone injuries. After someone explains to him that you can throw the ball to a Running Back, he takes - A. Peterson
3) Cleaveland - A no-brainer pick - Scarlett Johansen
notworthy to D-Dogg)
4) Tampa Bay - They still have a bunch of jerseys sitting around with "Johnson" on the back, and with a receiver's number to boot. Double score! - Calvin Johnson
5) Arizona - The phone is so hot from the number of teams calling to trade-up for this pick, it literally melts in Graves' hand. The Cards, in a page right out of "The Producers", swap #1's with Atlanta, Minnesota, Denver and Miami and receive six #2's, three #3's and so may #4's that the fifth round of the draft is canceled.
The Cards bundle all of those picks together and trade with the Raiders and get Troy Smith, Robert Gallery, 2/3rds of the "Raiderettes" and the Rights to destroy all the video copies of last year's Raider/Cardinal game.
The Shark
1) Raiders - They need a QB and love Heisman winners, so I say Troy Smith.
2) Detroit - Millen loves WR's with collarbone injuries. After someone explains to him that you can throw the ball to a Running Back, he takes - A. Peterson
3) Cleaveland - A no-brainer pick - Scarlett Johansen
notworthy to D-Dogg)4) Tampa Bay - They still have a bunch of jerseys sitting around with "Johnson" on the back, and with a receiver's number to boot. Double score! - Calvin Johnson
5) Arizona - The phone is so hot from the number of teams calling to trade-up for this pick, it literally melts in Graves' hand. The Cards, in a page right out of "The Producers", swap #1's with Atlanta, Minnesota, Denver and Miami and receive six #2's, three #3's and so may #4's that the fifth round of the draft is canceled.
The Cards bundle all of those picks together and trade with the Raiders and get Troy Smith, Robert Gallery, 2/3rds of the "Raiderettes" and the Rights to destroy all the video copies of last year's Raider/Cardinal game.
The Shark
