I thought SAP stood for Shaq Annihilates Pau.
ERP stood for Eristotle Rejects Pau. (Yeah I know it's not spelled correctly, but it's the best I could come up with) Okay fine, how bout Easily Rejects Pau then.
Super-sized Arizona Policeman
Then Sheriff Arpaio's Patrolman must be added too.
i'm pretty sure i saw you're "home made" shaq jersey at the game tonight.... i was in section 210 ... were you in that area ?
Nerd alert.
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