Krang's new autobiography just came out

[Ryanwb]

Pretty good read if you ask me!

 

[Krangodnzr]

It's already catapulted to the New York Times bestseller list...

Now...on to my plans for world domination!

 

[Assface]

Originally posted by Krangthebrain
It's already catapulted to the New York Times bestseller list...

Now...on to my plans for world domination!

Can I be a henchman? I've always wanted to be an evil henchman.

 

[Krangodnzr]

Originally posted by Assface
Can I be a henchman? I've always wanted to be an evil henchman.

Yes, but you must choose from a predetermined assortment of silly costumes. You are not allowed to make me look like a fool, so you must look even stupider than I at all times.

 

[Chaplin]

Well then, looks like he'll have to get an even MORE ridiculous avatar!

j/k Krang

 

[Ryanwb]

Originally posted by Krangthebrain
It's already catapulted to the New York Times bestseller list...

Now...on to my plans for world domination!

You're still a brain living in the stomach of a naked robot, you have other issues to deal with. I bet your on Maury doing one of those paternity test episodes by the end of the year.

You will do one of those, "Yo, yo, ain't ma baby. I ain't payin no child supo't"

 

[Krangodnzr]

Originally posted by Ryanwb
You're still a brain living in the stomach of a naked robot, you have other issues to deal with. I bet your on Maury doing one of those paternity test episodes by the end of the year.

You will do one of those, "Yo, yo, ain't ma baby. I ain't payin no child supo't"

Ugh...my girlfriend watches Maury.

I hate that show. It's one of the reasons I spend so much time on my computer. Retardo TV is my worst enemy; I honestly prefer watching more intellectual stuff like PBS, The History Channel, A&E, etc.

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

Originally posted by Assface
Can I be a henchman? I've always wanted to be an evil henchman.

If you get to be a henchman, I get to be the Anti-Hero!

I've always wanted to be an Anti-Hero.

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Originally posted by Krangthebrain
I honestly prefer watching more intellectual stuff like PBS...

Sesame Street or Mr. Rogers?

 

[Krangodnzr]

Originally posted by Brian in Mesa
Sesame Street or Mr. Rogers?

Sesame Street all the way!

Mr. Rogers always seemed like a creepy pedophile.

 

[Krangodnzr]

Originally posted by Krangthebrain
Sesame Street all the way!

Mr. Rogers always seemed like a creepy pedophile.

Notice that Ryan is right; I have an opinion on everything!

 

[mdamien13]

Ooh, I call Head of Secret Police! Everybody who serves for me will have to refer to me as "The Masculine Bastard"!