Kyler takes a stray in Defector

[kerouac9]

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you can’t say Kyler is a bust because, A) He’s so fun to watch, B) He’s proven he can win games single-handedly, and, most important, C) He’s such a sour ******** that I can use THAT against him instead. No need to call Kyler a former No. 1 when I can call him a current *******. Also, the Cardinals organization is such a trainwreck that they also have to be held accountable for not being able to win anything with him. If you’re a lucky(?) No. 1 overall pick, you play for a team so worthless and ****** that it’s THEIR fault you never made anything of yourself. Ask Andrew Luck and Ryan Grigson about that dynamic.

People are talk like Kyler’s perception is a local thing or something. It’s not fun for your QB to get written up like this over something that is entirely within his control.

 

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People are talk like Kyler’s perception is a local thing or something. It’s not fun for your QB to get written up like this over something that is entirely within his control.

Whatever!

 

[schutd]

Read to me like they love Kyler Murray in spite of him being a snot bag. You should try it! I am. Its very peaceful here.

 

[unseenaz]

Read to me like they love Kyler Murray in spite of him being a snot bag. You should try it! I am. Its very peaceful here.

Most of us tried that when he was drafted before quickly realizing there’s not much to love.

 

[Chopper0080]

Read to me like they love Kyler Murray in spite of him being a snot bag. You should try it! I am. Its very peaceful here.

Yeah, who doesn't love Jay Cutler?

 

[cardncubfan]

Yeah, who doesn't love Jay Cutler?

Kristin Cavallari...?

 

[TJ]

He also took a stray at asu’s hockey game

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[kerouac9]

He also took a stray at asu’s hockey game

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This is unreal

 

[RON_IN_OC]

He also took a stray at asu’s hockey game

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A little more context. People will really try to tweet anything to create a story.

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[DVontel]

First mistake was going to a hockey game.

 

[82CardsGrad]

A little more context. People will really try to tweet anything to create a story.

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I was at the game last night and there was no mistaking the different receptions between Ish and Kyler. The cheers for Ish were loud, and while the boos for Kyler were not as loud, the cheers for Kyler were almost non-existent.

 

[urs]

"Kyler doesn't stay in the valley and make himself part of the community"....Kyler tries to make himself part of the community and gets pooped on. Typical Valley sports community

 

[SoonerLou]

Yeah, who doesn't love Jay Cutler?

Gannon and Petzing will infuse joy into Kyler.

 

[DVontel]

I was at the game last night and there was no mistaking the different receptions between Ish and Kyler. The cheers for Ish were loud, and while the boos for Kyler were not as loud, the cheers for Kyler were almost non-existent.

I’m curious at this point if you know organization exists outside of Kyler.

 

[Metcalf Rules]

He also took a stray at asu’s hockey game

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Yeah, mullet arena!

 

[Chris_Sanders]

Yeah, mullet arena!

It's in honor of two alumni at ASU Donald and Barbara Mullet

 

[Chris_Sanders]

This town is going to run Murray out and then watch him do awesome somewhere else.

 

[Brian in Mesa]

This town is going to run Murray out and then watch him do awesome somewhere else.

Like Doug Flutie (another short Heisman-winning QB) when he went off and won 3 Grey Cups in Canada?

 

[Solar7]

This town is going to run Murray out and then watch him do awesome somewhere else.

I'm sure the League of Legends 2025 World Championship will be a real ascension for him.

 

[Zeno]

I was at the game last night and there was no mistaking the different receptions between Ish and Kyler. The cheers for Ish were loud, and while the boos for Kyler were not as loud, the cheers for Kyler were almost non-existent.

Ish?

 

[Chris_Sanders]

Like Doug Flutie (another short Heisman-winning QB) when he went off and won 3 Grey Cups in Canada?

Kyler is and will be better than any QB taken in this draft. That's why I think you can unload him even at his salary if you wanted to start fresh next year.

I also think if you put a real team around him he would be fine.

After the Cardinals get the #1 pick next year we will find out which they want to do.

 

[ASUCHRIS]

Ish?

Wainwright...Suns player. (Also a former football player!)

 

[Solar7]

Kyler is and will be better than any QB taken in this draft. That's why I think you can unload him even at his salary if you wanted to start fresh next year.

I also think if you put a real team around him he would be fine.

After the Cardinals get the #1 pick next year we will find out which they want to do.

That's a bold assertion. Let's have the guy come back and play at least a couple of games before we're certain he has the same dynamic running abilities he once did... and isn't even more scared of contact than he already was.

 

[DVontel]

I think Bryce will be better than Kyler, but Bryce won’t have to deal with a GM sabotaging him & others around him into the ground.