Let's Just Bash The Entire Bullpen Thread!

[KingLouieLouie]

As many of you may recall..I began this brief phenomenon last year and it actually seemed to be effective... To refresh everyone's memory:

The Official Anti Danny Bautista Rant Thread!

The Official Anti Matt Mantei Rant Thread!

The Official Anti Elmer Dessens Rant Thread!

Official Anti ESPN Jinx Thread

The Official Anti KingLouieLouie Thread!

True...out of the players only Bautista thrived, but Dessens and Mantei will beyond hope/help.....

The Dbacks actually managed to win the 1st ESPN televised game, and well.. the latter I had to include because it was hilarious, but of course I've since shortened my screen-name to KLL......

Anyways.. let's see if this will reverse the misfortunes of the BP like it did in a couple of instances last season......

Oh.. where's the rant? Obviously.. enough has already been said elsewhere!

 

[devilalum]

I'm tired of ranting about this bullpen.
Can we move on to ridiculing them and their families?

Brian Bruney's mom is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

 

[Brian]

Bruney's mom is so fat that she jumped into the air and got stuck.

 

[thirty-two]

Bruney's mom is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

 

[Brian]

Bruney's mom is so fat the only thing that stopped her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

 

[thirty-two]

Bruney's DAD is so fat he had to be baptized at seaworld!

 

[Cody]

Koplove is so bad he is a 30 year old in the minors

Bruney sucks so bad he shaved his head and people still reconize him

 

[Assface]

Koplove is so bad he is a 30 year old in the minors

Bruney sucks so bad he shaved his head and people still reconize him

:crickets:

 

[thirty-two]

:crickets:

seriously..

:tumbleweeds:

 

[Cody]

*Collecting Dust*

 

[Brian]

:crickets:

Bruney's mom is so fat, she needs big underwear, larger than most people wear. I mean REALLY big! Ha-ha!

 

[Cody]

..........

Bruney's mom is so fat, she needs big underwear, larger than most people wear. I mean REALLY big! Ha-ha!

 

[devilalum]

Bruney's mom is so fat her nickname is "DAMN"

 

[KingLouieLouie]

Okay... everyone can vent all their frustrations regarding the disgrace of this game and the Dbacks bullpen here.... It is always unhealthy to let everything mount up from within without unleashing it...

First... I must ask.. why did Melvin allow Cormier to hit in the 10th, but still removes him for Bruney to start the 11th? That move defied logic beyond belief....

Anyways.. let the rest of your venting begin right about now!!!!!!

 

[devilalum]

Okay... everyone can vent all their frustrations regarding the disgrace of this game and the Dbacks bullpen here.... It is always unhealthy to let everything mount up from within without unleashing it...

First... I must ask.. why did Melvin allow Cormier to hit in the 10th, but still removes him for Bruney to start the 11th? That move defied logic beyond belief....

Anyways.. let the rest of your venting begin right about now!!!!!!

Bob Melvin is so stupid that his nickname is "Damn"

 

[coyoteshockeyfan]

Okay... everyone can vent all their frustrations regarding the disgrace of this game and the Dbacks bullpen here.... It is always unhealthy to let everything mount up from within without unleashing it...

First... I must ask.. why did Melvin allow Cormier to hit in the 10th, but still removes him for Bruney to start the 11th? That move defied logic beyond belief....

Anyways.. let the rest of your venting begin right about now!!!!!!

Because there were only two guys left on the bench.

 

[KingLouieLouie]

Because there were only two guys left on the bench.

Yes.. but they actually had a chance to seal the game right then and there instead of suffering such an abysmal defeat......

My attitude is.. seize the opportunity when you have the chance rather than trying to be so cautious...to me that signified that Melvin lacked faith in his team to win.....

 

[boondockdrunk]

:crickets:

Best. Reply. Ever!!!

 

[Brian]

Cody is so......

no wait.......

Bruney is soo..........

wait, I said that wrong......

Cody's Bruney is sooo........












Damn.

 

[Cody]

Cody is so......


Cody's Bruney is sooo........







Damn.

.....big that it went through HarleyRider's bike and poked his mom in the eye

 

[Brian]

.....big that it went through HarleyRider's bike and poked his mom in the eye

Leave my mom out of this and I'll leave this out of your mom......

 

[Cody]

I was jk sorry

 

[PDXChris]

Cody, I do not want to be rude, but are you old enough to be on this board, you act really young. My guess is 12.

 

[coyoteshockeyfan]

Cody, I do not want to be rude, but are you old enough to be on this board, you act really young. My guess is 12.

Says 16 in his profile thingy.

 

[MaoTosiFanClub]

Here's our bullpen statistically in case anyone was wondering.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/stats...e=2&type=type1&sort=ERA&split=128&season=2005