Most ugliest NBA players

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If this has been posted a million times or some time ago, I apologize...I searched. I read the rules before submitting this (regarding off topic away from suns....if this is a violation, I apologize and you could remove this....) <-----imanoob:bang:


What brought this up, is that some co-workers and I were just talking about the ugliest NBA players....
I think Sam Cassell looks like an alien, and Tyrone Hill is hideous.
 

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The Celtics of the early 80's had to be the most ugly team of all time.

Bird
Parish
McKale
Johnson
Walton
Schisting........

Ainge was the only normal guy on that team.

But the #1 ugliest player has to be 7' Paul Mokeski.
The fans had to cover their watches when ever he came into the game to keep them from stopping.
 

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If we're going by the physical appearances of the newest crop of rookie players, there is no "uglier" season than this one. And there is nobody who's pointed that out better than Evan Wade of Somethingawful fame:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/pregame-wrapup/kevin-durant-report.php

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Greg Oden

Height: 7'0

Weight: 280

Likes: Funhouse mirrors, buying ChapStick at CostCo, family reunions at the Black Lagoon

Dislikes: Torch-wielding villagers, shaky Botox injectors, symmetrical earmuffs

The Four-One-Wizzle: We know what you're thinking: "How did the walking trees from 'Lord of the Rings' get so sexy?" Well, sweetie, you're not swooning over a mystical Dutch Elm... that's OSU superstar and future NBA hottie Greg Oden! The Indianapolis native, fresh out of a cosmetic procedure that moved four inches of his right cheekbone to his left temple, is looking to impress NBA scouts and the ladies with his skills.

"I used to get by mackin' on them dumb girls, tellin' them I was Lebron James and I just headbutted a beehive," he said. "Now I get trim tellin' 'em I'm gonna be in the NBA soon. I just don't mention I'll probably be playing for the Hawks." What a smooth talker! Just goes to show you don't need a level head to be level headed... if he does end up in Atlanta, maybe he can teach Shelden Williams a thing or two on the subject!
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Glen "Big Baby" Davis

Height: 6'9

Weight: 295

Favorite Food: Non-poisonous

Second Favorite Food: Only slightly poisonous

The Four-One-Wizzle: Grab a Nerds Rope lasso and a tranq dart full of Karo syrup, 'cause we're going chubby chasing! Don't worry about getting gored on this sexy safari, though, because if Glen Davis is our target we want to get horned!

Snootier girls may look down on us for crushin' on a big man like Big Baby. What can we say? We think guys with Ninja Turtle fingers are super hot. And besides, all those girls care about are wealth and status... Glen isn't going to get drafted until the second round, so we obviously don't care about money! They might call him a "forward" because that's the only direction the laws of momentum and gravity allow him to go, but we don't care. At least we don't have to worry about tending to a cheerleader's kids while daddy's at work!


******** that is cold.
 
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haha....

reading online about this on google, some people mentioned Shawn Marion.
 
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Steve Nash looks like a caveman. :)

There is someone I work with who can't stand Nash (he's a laker bandwagon queer) and thinks that Nash's eyes are too far apart...almost like alien chameleon eyes..so far apart they are practically on the sides of his head.

since he mentioned that, Nash does have eyes that are far apart...
 

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Chris Kaman by far when he had the long hair. He looks like the son of Goldmember - Goldkaman.

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Sabretooth vs. Kaman: It's Like I'm Seeing Double

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LMAO.. good one. For some reason he makes me think of the attachement.
 

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LMAO.. good one. For some reason he makes me think of the attachement.


btimsah, damn you for putting that image back in my head. I had finally got it out after 11 years of therapy to the tune of $50,000. Now I'm going to have night terrors for a while.
 
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