Mitch
Crawled Through 5 FB Fields
ROUND 1
1 Tampa Bay---QB Jameis Winston, Florida State.
Bucs expect 4th Q heroics from this Seminole even as a rookie.
2 Tennessee---DT Leonard Williams, USC
Is that - LeBeau’s drool on the card or Ray Horton’s?
3 Jacksonville---DE Dante Fowler, Jr., Florida
The Jags are quietly building a talented roster. Fowler brings added heat.
4 Oakland ---WR Kevin White, West Virginia
White’s phenomenal combine won over the Raiders’ brass.
5 Washington---QB Marcus Mariota, Oregon
Jay Gruden wants to groom his own QB. RGIII gets traded to the Bills for the Bills' 3rd rounder (#81).
6 New York Jets---OLB Vic Beasley, Clemson
Todd Bowles goes into the "Beasley Mode.”
7 Chicago---OLB Shane Ray, Missouri
John Fox always builds his defenses on pressure.
8 Atlanta---OLB Bud Dupree, Kentucky
This Bud’s for Dan Quinn. He chugs it.
9 New York Giants---T Brandon Scherff, Iowa
Buying an extra nano-second for Eli to find Odell.
10 *Miami (from St. Louis)---WR Amari Cooper, Alabama
Dolphins trade #14 and #78 to fly off with The Coop.
11 Minnesota---CB Trae Waynes, Michigan St.
Waynes World lands in Minny with Zim.
12 Cleveland---WR DeVante Parker, Louisville
The Dawgs aint Joshin’ us this time.
13 New Orleans---OLB Randy Gregory, Nebraska.
Rob is Randy for this pass rusher.
14 *St. Louis (from Miami)---T Andrus Peat, Stanford
This St. Louis Cardinal fills the tackle void.
15 *Philadelphia (from SF)---WR Dorial Beckham-Green, Oklahoma
SF gets the #20 & #84 picks. Chip gets his replacement for Maclin.
16 *Baltimore (from Houston)---DT Danny Shelton, Washington
Houston gets #26 & #90 picks. Ravens get big again up front.
17 San Diego---WR Jaelen Strong, Arizona St.
Just missed Shelton, but still make a Strong need pick.
18 Kansas City---WR Devin Smith, Ohio St.
A WR TD in KC!
19 Cleveland (from Buffalo)---RB Melvin Gordon, Wisconsin.
Mel Kiper loves Melvin, but rips the Browns for taking him instead of a QB. Bill Polian disagrees.
20 *San Francisco (from PHI)---DE Arik Armstead, Oregon.
Dockett gets paired at 34DE with a Calais Campbell clone for a déjà vu all over again.
21 *Dallas (from CIN)---RB Todd Gurley, Georgia.
Bengals get #27 & #91 picks. Jerry seeks revenge on Chip & DeMarco.
22 Pittsburgh---T/G/C Cam Erving, Miami.
Big Ben wants to play 5 more years. Hmmm.
23 Detroit---DT Eddie Goldman, Florida St.
A Fairley easy pick to make for the Lions.
24 *New England (from AZ)---DT Malcom Brown, Texas
Cardinals get #32, & #96 picks, plus CB Alfonzo Dennard. The Pats get their new run stuffer.
25 Carolina---T La’el Collins, LSU
The Pounding Panthers strike again.
26 *Houston (from BAL)---Maxx Williams, TE, Minnesota.
Bill O'Brien gets his version of Gronk.
27 *Cincinnati (from DAL)---LB Shaq Thompson, Washington.
They Love Shaq. Baby Love Shaq.
28 Denver---ILB Eric Kendricks, UCLA
Eric the Orange.
29 Indianapolis---DT Michael Bennett, Ohio St.
Fits Pagano’s scheme to a tee.
30 Green Bay---LB Benardrick McKinnon, Mississippi St.
Production, versatility and leadership.
31 Seattle---WR Breshaud Perriman, Central Florida
Upgrade at WR for Passing Pete.
32 *Arizona (from NE)---OLB Eli Harold, Virginia
Harold the news in AZ.
Who is happy? Who is not?
1 Tampa Bay---QB Jameis Winston, Florida State.
Bucs expect 4th Q heroics from this Seminole even as a rookie.
2 Tennessee---DT Leonard Williams, USC
Is that - LeBeau’s drool on the card or Ray Horton’s?
3 Jacksonville---DE Dante Fowler, Jr., Florida
The Jags are quietly building a talented roster. Fowler brings added heat.
4 Oakland ---WR Kevin White, West Virginia
White’s phenomenal combine won over the Raiders’ brass.
5 Washington---QB Marcus Mariota, Oregon
Jay Gruden wants to groom his own QB. RGIII gets traded to the Bills for the Bills' 3rd rounder (#81).
6 New York Jets---OLB Vic Beasley, Clemson
Todd Bowles goes into the "Beasley Mode.”
7 Chicago---OLB Shane Ray, Missouri
John Fox always builds his defenses on pressure.
8 Atlanta---OLB Bud Dupree, Kentucky
This Bud’s for Dan Quinn. He chugs it.
9 New York Giants---T Brandon Scherff, Iowa
Buying an extra nano-second for Eli to find Odell.
10 *Miami (from St. Louis)---WR Amari Cooper, Alabama
Dolphins trade #14 and #78 to fly off with The Coop.
11 Minnesota---CB Trae Waynes, Michigan St.
Waynes World lands in Minny with Zim.
12 Cleveland---WR DeVante Parker, Louisville
The Dawgs aint Joshin’ us this time.
13 New Orleans---OLB Randy Gregory, Nebraska.
Rob is Randy for this pass rusher.
14 *St. Louis (from Miami)---T Andrus Peat, Stanford
This St. Louis Cardinal fills the tackle void.
15 *Philadelphia (from SF)---WR Dorial Beckham-Green, Oklahoma
SF gets the #20 & #84 picks. Chip gets his replacement for Maclin.
16 *Baltimore (from Houston)---DT Danny Shelton, Washington
Houston gets #26 & #90 picks. Ravens get big again up front.
17 San Diego---WR Jaelen Strong, Arizona St.
Just missed Shelton, but still make a Strong need pick.
18 Kansas City---WR Devin Smith, Ohio St.
A WR TD in KC!
19 Cleveland (from Buffalo)---RB Melvin Gordon, Wisconsin.
Mel Kiper loves Melvin, but rips the Browns for taking him instead of a QB. Bill Polian disagrees.
20 *San Francisco (from PHI)---DE Arik Armstead, Oregon.
Dockett gets paired at 34DE with a Calais Campbell clone for a déjà vu all over again.
21 *Dallas (from CIN)---RB Todd Gurley, Georgia.
Bengals get #27 & #91 picks. Jerry seeks revenge on Chip & DeMarco.
22 Pittsburgh---T/G/C Cam Erving, Miami.
Big Ben wants to play 5 more years. Hmmm.
23 Detroit---DT Eddie Goldman, Florida St.
A Fairley easy pick to make for the Lions.
24 *New England (from AZ)---DT Malcom Brown, Texas
Cardinals get #32, & #96 picks, plus CB Alfonzo Dennard. The Pats get their new run stuffer.
25 Carolina---T La’el Collins, LSU
The Pounding Panthers strike again.
26 *Houston (from BAL)---Maxx Williams, TE, Minnesota.
Bill O'Brien gets his version of Gronk.
27 *Cincinnati (from DAL)---LB Shaq Thompson, Washington.
They Love Shaq. Baby Love Shaq.
28 Denver---ILB Eric Kendricks, UCLA
Eric the Orange.
29 Indianapolis---DT Michael Bennett, Ohio St.
Fits Pagano’s scheme to a tee.
30 Green Bay---LB Benardrick McKinnon, Mississippi St.
Production, versatility and leadership.
31 Seattle---WR Breshaud Perriman, Central Florida
Upgrade at WR for Passing Pete.
32 *Arizona (from NE)---OLB Eli Harold, Virginia
Harold the news in AZ.
Who is happy? Who is not?