CardNots
ASFN Lifer
I have nfl pass so don’t need dofu but I did use it last year.Get the DofuStream app on your phone.
Be the dutiful husband.
Periodically slip to the patio or restroom to check scores and watch a couple plays.
After every checkup, when you rejoin the crowd slip to your wife and give her a minor pda to let her know you are so joyful to be there with her.
WARNING!!!
When sneaking a game peak in the bathroom be sure to practice self control. I once yelled out "oh fudge YEAH!!!"
and everyone was staring at the bathroom when I came out.
Unfortunately, I’m at the point where I would actually watch a Cardinals game only if I was bored and wanted a higher level of boredom