bankybruce said:
How about, Did you see the defense plug the hole on that play.
Warning: This post is a bit graphic, please skip over if this sort of thing offends you.
Here's some more
How about...................
When teams come to town the hurt lasts seven days
The Rams, Niners, and Seahawks know where they can stick it
You know the Cardinals are done with you when you hear the sound of the flushing toilet. (Picture loud flushing sounds over the intercom as loud as they play commercials at SDS)
Hey we can even have something like the Brewers have (or had) with a slide into a big pitcher of beer. Except it'll be a mock visiting team mascot getting pushed into a big toilet bowl....and big red pulling the handle! WHOOOOSH!!!
You know why we roll out the field into the sun? It helps increase its absorbency for those extra heavy days.
The Tampax Endzone, when we're present, you ain't scoring
It'll give a whole new meaning to the term RED ZONE
The Tampax Visitor Coach Headsets: They're always on the sidelines and never able to get in the game. They mysteriously malfunction 7 out of every 30 plays, but at least its predictable
Cardinals Walkons: No applicator neccessary (remember that guy last year..I think last year)
Tampax and Dennis Green....Christmas 16 weeks a year
The BIG RED TAMPAX LINE, absorbs the pass rush like no other...nothing ever gets through
The perfect holiday gift a ballhawking Shazor, and some Tampax
They sit on the rackers and when used go between the uprights
Tampax are for Ohalete's
When your girlfriends using them, you want to scream Ayanbadejo
If it reaches shipp, you got it in the wrong place
Tampax has easier application when well croomed
Tampax and Harrold have anounced a deal to donate the Morrow
Tampax, when we're in use, you're relationship resembles a blizzard
If she's using them, you got Leckey, and all is Wells because she's still on Pace.
You can always pick them up at Ross (well maybe not)
Oh yeah, almost forgot.....Of course Anquans Girlfriend doesn't need them, but thats for another thread
Now for Viagra
Viagra: Our hearts are pumping and the (insert team name) is taking a thumping
Viagra: It's not holding when you're using your third hand!...Check the rules
Viagra: After 45 minutes it was hard for Billy to resist signing the naming rights contract.
Viagra Visitor's Benches: You don't even want to know what sort of conversation pops up
Viagra: Press Anouncement: Along with giving 10 million per year for naming rights, they've also agreed to design, manufacture, deliver, and inform players on using a brand new design of Jockstraps and Cups.
Viagra: There's no such thing as the two minute warning, and the play clock is much longer than 35s
The Viagra Scoreboard: Watch the score just keep going up and up.
The Viagra Promotion: Free Viagra Pills given out when the cardinals score three times or more. Note: No readmittance, and must be 18+
The Viagra Instant replay booth: Play is guarenteed to resume 1m 45s (or 2m 15s) after the last one. Sometimes much less. But somehow the game still lasts much longer
Viagra: You can't play mcCoy after taking these
Viagra: Keeps you rolle(ing) over all night long
Viagra: When you take them, you're as big as a ham, and as hard as a brick
Viagra: Gives you that drive to be a Macklin with the ladies
Viagra: Jermaine Hardy, nuff said
Viagra: Leaves you always wanting Moore
Viagra: Leads you to go find someone and take them to a Hodel
Viagra: You know what it does, no need to (Lamont) Reid the bottle.
Viagra: You won't be an average (Leon) Joe.
Viagra: It sure helps out Bryant's Johnson
Viagra: Gets you In the air kicking like Bruce (charles) Lee.
Viagra: It turns you into a (Tim) Bulman, and sure makes you Peppi
Viagra: You'll be called a king twice over by your woman (Kenny & Tyler)
Viagra: With this little pill you'll have no problem keeping up with the Pace.
The Official Viagra Clipboard: Women have no problems holding it for 3 hours
The Viagra Playbook: Every play will score
The Viagra Cleats: Digs in deep, and gives great traction
Viagra: Guarenteed that your woman will call you a Darling.
Viagra: Its Okeafor every day use
Viagra: Making many old people in Orlando, Huff
Viagra: Our ball carriers always get that extra inch for a first down.
Viagra: Our new spokesman, Kurt Warner always delivers his balls deep downfield.
Viagra: Kolodziej, I don't know, but I think it's the word women scream
Finally. Viagra: Hey Mr. Center, aren't you glad its YOUR QB thats standing behind you?
Hope you enjoyed 'em