Offseason photo caption fun

[BigRedRage]

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Bills announce plans to tank season

 

[BigRedRage]

New Bills QB Kevin Kolb shows off his ability to hold his helmet while standing on the sideline in street clothes.

 

[Denny Green Fan]

" I wonder how much cash I can steal from this team"

 

[MigratingOsprey]

Bills announce partnership with the NY National Guard to protect new QB

 

[Jersey Girl]

"I'm here to win a Super Bowl. Period."

Oh, wait ....

 

[CardsFan88]

"You're really going to enjoy the five games I play this year"

or

"I'm taking my injuries serious, can't you see I'm wearing my chin strap off the field as well?"

"I'm glad to be on the same team as the national guard, and believe me I'll need every single one to keep me healthy for a few games."

"Can't talk much, my ribs are still out of place"

"Why is the room spinning?"

"Hey I thought I signed with Andy Reid's new team?"

 

[Jetstream Green]

"You got to be kidding me, this apparatus won't protect my head...they just don't work man"

 

[WisconsinCard]

""Why is the room spinning?"

Can't wait to hand the ball to OJ...

 

[wembley88]

As a kid i watched this franchise lose 4 superbowls in a row. Well now, you've got a new loser in town.

 

[Goldfield]

First two are great.

 

[BigRedRage]

Bills announce partnership with the NY National Guard to protect new QB

wonderful job, Sir.

 

[PDXChris]

"My mother said I could be anything, so I decided to be a tackling dummy and boy does it pay well. I only have to work 4-5 times a year too!!!"

 

[PortlandCardFan]

New Kaiser Permanente promo shoot!

 

[Darkside]

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This is my head. There are many like it but this one is mine. My head is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my head is useless. Without my head, I am useless.

(What Kolb would say if he were in Full Metal Jacket)