OK Here is a new one for you I just took a shot of dead Cobra and Gall bladder

[DevonCardsFan]

OK. I live in a very asian area, I hear of things that are magical and very important in ceremonies. I was at Friend of a Friends house and he decided it is time for a very expensive drink. Home Made, Made of Cobras and Bear Gall Bladders mixed with traditional roots that make you strong. I quit looking when I saw how vile it looked, its roots and alot of dead things. I know these jars cost 1000's of dollars. but I took one shot and the stamina it gives you and it is crazy. Its not like drugs its very natural. I know the guy and he is a multi-multi millionaire, but the effects have me where I cant sleep. Anybody heard of this stuff. Man that one show is super potent!! The gut is really straight up and I know he paid alot to make this, but damn its like drinking adrenaline, it made my heart Pound.

PS 100% this drink is drug free

 

[Gee!]

This explains alot.. Your on some weird crap.. Dont try and get my brother 100% involved in your intoxication.. fruitcake..

 

[schutd]

Id drink it.

 

[Linderbee]

I wouldn't trust it.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

I wouldn't trust it.

 

[Linderbee]

This sounds like a "70% of the time, it works every time" kind of thing.

 

[Mulli]

This sounds like a "70% of the time, it works every time" kind of thing.

Good call.

 

[100%CardsFan]

Sex Panther by Odeam LOL

 

[schutd]

I wouldnt trust it to do anything beneficial, but I wouldnt expect it to do anything bad either. People consider it a delicacy, Id give it a try. Im sure theres some stuff out there I wouldnt, but this one, Id give it a run. I watched Bourdain eat the still beating cobra heart and that one made me squirm, so maybe theres the line. Who knows.

 

[Rivercard]

I wouldnt trust it to do anything beneficial, but I wouldnt expect it to do anything bad either. People consider it a delicacy, Id give it a try. Im sure theres some stuff out there I wouldnt, but this one, Id give it a run. I watched Bourdain eat the still beating cobra heart and that one made me squirm, so maybe theres the line. Who knows.

Remember, "delicacy" is almost always a codeword for "something gross and/or disgusting". Some of these Asian "delicacies" target endangered species and are popular because of the shock value.

 

[Pariah]

Do your research. The government is keeping it's citizenry lethargic by keeping Cobras and Bears away from them. Our forefathers knew this, that's why the word "bear" appears 3 times in the Bill of Rights.

 

[D-Dogg]

I read somewhere that cobra periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

Well, that's just great. You hear that, Devon? Bears. Now you're putting the whole messageboard in jeopardy.

 

[Pariah]

That's a bloody lie!

 

[Rivercard]

Well, that's just great. You hear that, Devon? Bears. Now you're putting the whole messageboard in jeopardy.

Well that explains it, Devon almost killed me. last night a Bear wandered into my backyard like the badass furry animal he was. Fortunately I ripped his heart out and ate it while it was still beating, but damn I could have been killed.

 

[Rivercard]

That's a bloody lie!

Yep, a total fabrication. Period.

 

[Pariah]

Yep, a total fabrication. Period.

Don's honesty has been pretty spotty lately.

 

[Rivercard]

Don's honesty has been pretty spotty lately.

Yeah, it's so predictable. About every 28 days or so the lies just flow out of him.

 

[D-Dogg]

Just a pad for my post count.

 

[Rivercard]

Just a pad for my post count.

You obviously need to self-applicate yourself in a more constructive manner.

 

[D-Dogg]

You obviously need to self-applicate yourself in a more constructive manner.

Hey, no need to tamp on my feelings like that.

 

[Rivercard]

Hey, no need to tamp on my feelings like that.

Do you know any underwear jokes? We all love a good panty one-liner.

 

[D-Dogg]

Do you know any underwear jokes? We all love a good panty one-liner.

Jokes like that cramp my style.

 

[Mulli]

You know what freaks me out? When the Cobras' head flares out? The darn things look like they have wings? Have you seen it?

 

[D-Dogg]

You know what freaks me out? When the Cobras' head flares out? The darn things look like they have wings? Have you seen it?

That's a championship move there, like you play for the Red Wings or something.

 

[Rivercard]

That's a championship move there, like you play for the Red Wings or something.

Hmm... a sport with 3 periods no less.