OT: Free Crackers for Fitty

[nurnay]

Has anyone else seen these? I love this blog, but this series makes no sense to me. Did Larry say at some point that he loves crackers? I have no idea...

Part one, two, and three.

 

[Chris_Sanders]

The sumo wrestler table is HILARIOUS. "Which way do I point his ass?"

 

[Gambit]

I read it occassionally. I think it's sort of funny, but not as funny as their other things. I'm not sure I get it.

But, it does have some quality lines, and anything that presents the Cards as cool (Fitty, the Quan, and Mr. Leinart) gets a thumbs-up from me.

 

[D-Dogg]

Matt: And stop calling me Matty or I’m gonna tell Anquan that we went someplace without him!

Fitty: ...Nah, we straight.

 

[TJ]

Fitty: [whispering angrily to Matt] When we get outta here, I am gonna open the sunroof of your vehicle and let the warm air from the interior dissipate into the atmosphere. I will then climb onto the roof of your ride and drop the trousers of justice and unleash a methane-laced helping of truth onto your seats, emergency brake, and cup holders. Such is the penance for--

Matt: [whispering back] You are not ******** through the sunroof of my Hummer!

I love it!!

 

[Shogun]

Look here, baby! The Quan will use six pillows if it pleases him!

 

[nurnay]

Fitty: [whispering angrily to Matt] When we get outta here, I am gonna open the sunroof of your vehicle and let the warm air from the interior dissipate into the atmosphere. I will then climb onto the roof of your ride and drop the trousers of justice and unleash a methane-laced helping of truth onto your seats, emergency brake, and cup holders. Such is the penance for--

Matt: [whispering back] You are not ******** through the sunroof of my Hummer!

I love it!!

Yeah, the "trousers of justice" line killed me, too.