Post your "Odes to Cards Football" Here

[denverbirdfan]

'Twas the night before cards football,
and all through my desk,
was no work being done,
for I needed my rest.

Tommorow night comes quick
believe me, just soon enough,
as fast as Gilmore's legs
and a lot more tough.

And I with my internet radio
the other hand a beer,
will listen to the kickoff
and shed one solitary tear.

For football is back!
and anew springs my hope.
That this could be the year,
or am I smoking dope?

The End

 

[Espo]

:notworthy

 

[Gnomad]

freekin' brilliant!

*searching for applause smilie*

 

[justAndy]

....

Fight on you Cardinals
No matter if you lose,
I bleed Cardinal red
So I cannot choose.

Gameday is most holy
As the Cardinals play
Church can kiss my ***
'cuz it's football on Sunday

So come one come all
I'll see you at the game
Sixty four's my number
Andikrist's my name!

 

[Redheart]

I saw you at the Scrimmage in Flag...

Fight on you Cardinals
No matter if you lose,
I bleed Cardinal red
So I cannot choose.

Gameday is most holy
As the Cardinals play
Church can kiss my ***
'cuz it's football on Sunday

So come one come all
I'll see you at the game
Sixty four's my number
Andikrist's my name!

Nice Hat!!

 

[justAndy]

word

redheart - cool! see you at 1/2 time?

 

[Redheart]

redheart - cool! see you at 1/2 time?

Count on it!

 

[40yearfan]

Football time in Arizona
What a wonderful sight to see
Win some games for the "gipper"
But kick the Rams ass for me.

 

[Gnomad]

Cardinals are Red
Hippies are hairy
Hope Q and Shipp come back
without them this season's scary

*bow*

 

[SECTION 11]

Our Cardinals, Who art in Tempe,

Hallowed be thy name (because it's old).

Thy draft #1, Thy season done,

In November, as it is in April.

Give us next year, a feeling of hope,

And forgive us for not drafting Suggs,

As we forgive those who are still Thomas Jones fans.

Lead us to the Playoffs,

And deliver us from Turnovers.

For thine is the Pick, The Fumble, And the Penalty, for ever.

Amen

 

[azdad1978]

'Twas the night before cards football,
and all through my desk,
was no work being done,
for I needed my rest.

Tommorow night comes quick
believe me, just soon enough,
as fast as Gilmore's legs
and a lot more tough.

And I with my internet radio
the other hand a beer,
will listen to the kickoff
and shed one solitary tear.

For football is back!
and anew springs my hope.
That this could be the year,
or am I smoking dope?

The End

 

[Red Air Force]

Our Cardinals, Who art in Tempe,

Hallowed be thy name (because it's old).

Thy draft #1, Thy season done,

In November, as it is in April.

Give us next year, a feeling of hope,

And forgive us for not drafting Suggs,

As we forgive those who are still Thomas Jones fans.

Lead us to the Playoffs,

And deliver us from Turnovers.

For thine is the Pick, The Fumble, And the Penalty, for ever.

Amen

Thats friggin AWESOME!! I printed it out awhile ago and tacked to my cube. I've got the old version though with Plummer in it.

 

[kerouac9]

As we forgive those who are still Thomas Jones fans.

 

[DieHardCardFan]

Cardinals are Red
Hippies are hairy
Hope Q and Shipp come back
without them this season's scary

*bow*

Love it!!!!

 

[abomb]

Haiku #1
Love our red Card birds
10 and 6 some folks might say
their Kool-Aid is red

Haiku #2
McCown to Nate Poole!
No playoffs for Viking team
Vikes cry tomorrow

Haiku #3
Bad knee for the ROY
Increased reps for Fitz
Q's plan all along

A-Bomb