River of Denial: Kobe will die a Laker!!!

Dave64

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Let's just accept this fact and move on! It is too painful to hold out hope that has no foundation!
 

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Dave64 said:
Let's just accept this fact and move on! It is too painful to hold out hope that has no foundation!

Sorry, I'm still hoping that Kobe signs with the Clippers.


Chaplin will never hear the end of it if that happens. ;)
 
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He has a better chance of signing with the Clips than with us!
 

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Listen, there are lots of ways to get Kobe to the Suns.

1. Force a sign and trade. If Kobe tells the Laker's he's going anyway, then at least they don't have to lose both Shaq and Kobe. They can pick up Shawn Marion. It could be worse.

2. Utah has all kinds of money and no players. Trade Eisley to Utah along with a pick. That gives us near max money. Trade Eisley, a pick and Casey. That gives us plenty and Casey is a cheap pick up, they like Eisley, and the Chicago pick would look good.

3. Trade Marion to Utah for a second round pick in 2153. For Utah, it would be like picking up Marion in free agency. For us it would be like a sign and trade. We would open up about $17 million with that. We could sign Kobe and Dice.

All it takes is to convince Kobe to play in Phoenix. If Kobe wants to be here, we can find a way to work out the rest.

But this is the same for any of the free agents. My preference would be to target someone like Rasheed Wallace in a similar fashion.
 

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Dave64 said:
He has a better chance of signing with the Clips than with us!
I agree. Unless we can move Phoenix to Southern California to make Mrs. Bryant happy, I don't see it happening! Maybe JC can move heaven and earth for us? Or make SoCal fall into the sea? :shrug:
 
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Kobe is whipped after sleeping around. She wants to stay in LA. He will stay, unless they are getting a divorce. Whipped equals "No Kobe for the Suns"!
 

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Yuma said:
I agree. Unless we can move Phoenix to Southern California to make Mrs. Bryant happy
She can stay in SoCal during the season, and Kobe can live here. Is there any reason she can give not to trust her husband???
 

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Ryanwb said:
She can stay in SoCal during the season, and Kobe can live here. Is there any reason she can give not to trust her husband???
:biglaugh:
 

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