Scare at Card's practice today...

[Burg72]

GLENDALE, AZ--
Arizona Cardinals football practice was
delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Practice was immediately suspended and the police and federal investigators were called.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to Cardinal players was the GOAL LINE.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.




We need some laughter to get through this season.

 

[devilfan02]

My girlfriend called me yesterday and told me this joke. It's pretty good... Was gonna post it but wasn't sure if had already been posted on this board

 

[D-Dogg]

Was gonna post it but wasn't sure if had already been posted on this board

A few years ago.

 

[vince56]

about 100x times. heck, I posted it last week sometime

 

[devilfan02]

A few years ago.

I figured. It's not like this is the first season we've struggled

 

[Treesquid PhD]

I hope you got a virus for opening up that chain email.

 

[Brian in Mesa]

about 100x times. heck, I posted it last week sometime

Yours is better because we don't practice in Glendale.

speaking of which, time to update this one...

Tempe, AZ Friday, October 27, 2006 - Scare At Warner/Hardy Practice Facility

Arizona Cardinals football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after Cards running back, Edgerrin James, reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Cardinals Head Coach Dennis Green immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance which was completely unknown to the players was actually nothing more than the goal line.

Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

Here's an old thread of that being posted...

http://www.arizonasportsfans.com/vb/showthread.php?t=62769

 

[Linderbee]

Yours is better because we don't practice in Glendale.





Here's an old thread of that being posted...

http://www.arizonasportsfans.com/vb/showthread.php?t=62769

And you posted a link to a thread that had it in 2003 in that thread! I guess this joke HAS been around awhile!

 

[Brian in Mesa]

And you posted a link to a thread that had it in 2003 in that thread! I guess this joke HAS been around awhile!

No doubt. Maybe there's an old timer on the board who could let us know if it was used when the team was in St. Louis...

 

[bratwurst]

Hell it isn't a season until this joke is posted three times.

 

[JeffGollin]

Legend has it that the white powder joke predates the "Why Did the Moron..." jokes by several decades.

 

[Jasper]

I thought it would have been baby powder since we have so many cry babies on this team.

 

[TruColor]

My gosh, that joke's so old...I think Henny Youngman probably first told it...

 

[red desert]

My gosh, that joke's so old...I think Henny Youngman probably first told it...

Henny Youngan... now there's a blast from the past.

"Take my wife... please"

Still funny.

 

[arthurracoon]

well, it seems like this joke is posted on the board every year at about this point in the season