So I got a package in the mail today from Pittsburgh

[Ryanwb]

Addressed to "the Losers of the Superbowl"

How dare they desecrate my home with this filth!! 3 Terrible towels and some sort of cookie, that my kids loved. Anyone have any suggestions on how to get them back if we win?

Yes, my family is from Pittsburgh, I was the first generation born in Arizona

 

[DevonCardsFan]

Mail them back the SI cover after the Cards Superbowl win and an official application to the Cardinals bandwagon and I would make a Nest, with the Towels

 

[Ryanwb]

I was thinking about dying them red and mailing them back.

 

[CardEd]

GIVEN' ONE OF THESE:

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That's what I've been sending my buddies in PIT all week. Spamming them to death with Cardinal Pics.

 

[dogpoo32]

Wipe with the towel and return to sender.

 

[IAWarnerFan]

1. Pour red paint all over towels.
2. Let paint dry.
3. Return red towels and empty cookie package.

 

[abomb]

Send them a fish, wrapped in newspaper.

 

[rode kardinaal]

Find a bunch of cardinals, train them to all simultaneously take a dump on the towel, and make a picture of it to send with the package.

Oh, and eat the cookies of course.

Seriously, laugh about it. It's all in good fun. As long as no one burns GO STEELERS on your lawn with gasoline, it's all part of the pregame bluff. Have a package of Cardinal handkerchiefs ready to send back to dry their tears after the game is over.

 

[NYCARDS]

Shred the towels into a bunch of pieces and stuff them in the cookie "jar" and tell them this is what the Cards will do the might Steeler D

 

[Gee!]

Addressed to "the Losers of the Superbowl"

How dare they desecrate my home with this filth!! 3 Terrible towels and some sort of cookie, that my kids loved. Anyone have any suggestions on how to get them back if we win?

Yes, my family is from Pittsburgh, I was the first generation born in Arizona

I would have never have opened it.. Instead I would have wrote on the box "Not at this address" and had it sent back..

 

[Gee!]

BTW.. I talked to my Grandma in WI the other day.. All my family is Packers fans expect for my Uncle who is a Vikings fan and his son who is a Steelers fan.. They both grew up in WI and its odd they arent Packers fans.. Anyways, as you all know, I grew up in AZ and its not weird to them Im a Cardinals fan and not a Packers fan because its all about being loyal to your home with my family.. Anyways.. My Grandma chose to support the Cardinals over the Steelers.. And I have a feeling all of WI is doing the same..

 

[Ryanwb]

I would have never have opened it.. Instead I would have wrote on the box "Not at this address" and had it sent back..

I had the same thought after the fact, my wife opened it while I was at work

 

[WisconsinCard]

BTW.. I talked to my Grandma in WI the other day.. All my family is Packers fans expect for my Uncle who is a Vikings fan and his son who is a Steelers fan.. They both grew up in WI and its odd they arent Packers fans.. Anyways, as you all know, I grew up in AZ and its not weird to them Im a Cardinals fan and not a Packers fan because its all about being loyal to your home with my family.. Anyways.. My Grandma chose to support the Cardinals over the Steelers.. And I have a feeling all of WI is doing the same..

I get a lot of people here telling me they are rooting for the Red Birds. The Packer and Bear contingent are for the cards. But I will say there are a lot of steeler fans here too.

 

[PoolBoy]

suggestion?

do you even know these people? dont eat the cookies! lol

but im for the wipe and return to sender

 

[AzWins23]

I see they sent you your toilet paper for the day!

 

[quadruple yoi]

man, i'd kill for one of those eat n park smiley cookies. its been awhile. mom always brings em out with a case of yuengling when she visits.

 

[gamebird98]

I had the same thought after the fact, my wife opened it while I was at work

SHE MUST GO!

 

[bg7brd]

You could smear the towel with peanut butter and send it back.

 

[CardsFan88]

Take the box of cookies, and put two things in it

1. A kids toy motorcycle
2. A broken starting lineup figure of Big Ben

Maybe even crack the cookie casing so it looks like a broken windshield?

Dye the towels red

Write a note: History will repeat itself. Big Ben smashed in an on field accident and bleeds Cardinal RED all over the towels.

 

[azdad1978]

When we win this sunday you should get them a couple of this:

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[titan]

send them a couple of bags of M&M's with the card logo on it or when we win, super bowl champs with cards logo on it.